Submitted by Plane-Ad-1872 t3_10oq0p6 in Jokes
Jesus and Moses are hanging out at a lake when Moses asks Jesus, "When was the last time you've used your powers, feels like it's been ages!"
Jesus replies, "It's definitely been awhile but let's test them out!"
Moses stands up, rubs his hands together and points them at the lake and struggles as the lake begins to split in half.
"Holy shit!" Jesus states in disbelief.... "OK my turn"
Jesus walks to the shore, stares at the water in complete focus, takes 2 steps onto the surface of the water and falls in.
"What the hell?" Moses asks. Jesus starts praying for all of his power from the One above as he steps forward to the shore once again. This time he takes 5 steps and falls in.
Jesus walks back up to Moses and says "I can't believe this is happening, I used to do this all of the time, i dont know what could be causing this!"
Moses examines Jesus and after looking down for a bit, looks back up and asks "When did you get those holes in your feet?"
Flash67YUP t1_j6g7jm7 wrote
A trio was playing golf. The third player tees off. Not a great shot, not long and far right. A passing seagull catches the ball and flies down the fairway. Lightning strikes the bird and it drops the ball. It ricochets off a tree, bounces onto the green and rolls into the cup. Hole in one.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, ‟It is not that much fun when your dad plays with us.”