Submitted by awesomeness1024 t3_10ip9kk in Jokes
Make_the_music_stop t1_j5g13zl wrote
The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date. They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.
emzirek t1_j5hs7rx wrote
hey pal, I ain't your friend...
ushdiavc6eb74 t1_j5hsnjp wrote
i ain't your pal, buddy
redactedforprivilege t1_j5hu463 wrote
i ain't your buddy, guy
Marquar234 t1_j5hvxkf wrote
And my axe!
Edit: I may have done this wrong...
emzirek t1_j5ivy0h wrote
no, it's "careful with that axe Eugene"
ALordOfTheOnionRings t1_j5hvzy5 wrote
I ain’t your guy, friend
Chonky_Cats_Lover t1_j5ibvo7 wrote
I ain’t your friend, amigo
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j5kc23c wrote
I ain’t your amigo, compadre
Kochabb t1_j5hyqg6 wrote
I ain't your BB, king.
Coal_Fire_King t1_j5hzbox wrote
And I ain’t your Bo, Diddley
testearsmint t1_j5iuzoh wrote
I ain't your diddley, squat.
FavelTramous t1_j5ir92j wrote
I ain’t your guy, Pay.
Ethereal_burn t1_j5i7vwj wrote
I ain’t your guy, bro
yulmun t1_j5i8y7g wrote
I ain't your bro, homie
sirhandstylepenzalot t1_j5iimca wrote
I ain't your Bull, Sammy
ZAGAN_2 t1_j5iqf4e wrote
I ain't your record, player.
Ethereal_burn t1_j5shadf wrote
I ain’t your Sammy, Dean
skelatallamas t1_j5i701d wrote
I'm having palpitations
kyttEST t1_j5iwqe1 wrote
I ain't your buddy, guy
EcstaticWolverine4 t1_j5k5rtf wrote
I ain't your buddy, friendo
gunswordfist t1_j5isyux wrote
That's old news. They decided on, "Fuck-You-Pay-Al."
acount33290 t1_j5l5evw wrote
Pay-up-pal or our guns will go pow
[deleted] t1_j5iv6c3 wrote
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[deleted] t1_j5gv8tf wrote
It's actually called Fuck You, Pay Me!
holtpj t1_j5h9pug wrote
That's Childish Gambino's app. /s
[deleted] t1_j5hf3o7 wrote
Wow! A lot of GoodFellas haters out here.
Neil_sm t1_j5hxyyl wrote
Lol why is this downvoted? Nobody has seen Goodfellas?
[deleted] t1_j5hytzb wrote
There was a bad word in there and I didn't tip the swear jar. Fuck You, Pay Me 😳
ChunkyCheeseToken t1_j5kd53u wrote
What’s the joke in it being a website name though? Pay-up-pal = PayPal
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