Oh the darkness of this joke

Then the first guy shit his pants.

Lol :)

I first heard this but with an old man and a kid.

I immediately thought of Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts trudging through the snow looking for the crazy KGB guy.

You mean, the interior decorator?

I heard it as a clown and a little boy.

The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date. They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.

Same joke as the priest and the alter boy

So no cannoli huh?

that one who killed 16 czechoslovakians?

Same, and it was in r/TwoSentenceHorror.

His place looked like shit

"Don't worry; we're in this together. After all, I've got your back, and you've got a price on yours."

It's actually called Fuck You, Pay Me!

How did they join the mafia?

This joke works best with a clown and a little boy.

It’s even darker the way Jackie Martling told it years ago.

What, no fuckin' ziti now??

Without a doubt the funniest episode.

That's Childish Gambino's app. /s

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That one's a pain the ass.

Wow! A lot of GoodFellas haters out here.

He was an interior decorator!

Ooh!

Yeah cuz theyre walking through the woods at night. Its pretty dark in the woods at night.

He probably wiped his ass bare handed before he came to this country.

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This isn’t that dark. The first time I heard this joke it started with “A 45 year old man and a 12 year old boy are walking in the woods”

The clown version is funnier though

Is it the boy, or the old man who will have to walk alone in that version?

and why exactly is one of them killing the other?

Yeah especially if it’s not a full moon

hey pal, I ain't your friend...

i ain't your pal, buddy

i ain't your buddy, guy

And my axe!

Edit: I may have done this wrong...

I ain’t your guy, friend

isnt this from Blue Valentine ?

Lol why is this downvoted? Nobody has seen Goodfellas?

I ain't your BB, king.

There was a bad word in there and I didn't tip the swear jar. Fuck You, Pay Me 😳

And I ain’t your Bo, Diddley

Lmao great joke

Yep me too

Lol i didnt get it 😅

Pine barrens

I'm having palpitations

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He's going to 'take him out' and have to walk back alone lol

take a guess..

I ain’t your guy, bro

I lost my shoe!

I ain't your bro, homie

In the dark no one knows what hit you!

I ain’t your friend, amigo

...from the back

i have absolutely no idea. and i don’t want to think about it

I ain't your Bull, Sammy

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Says he was an interior decorator. His place looked like shit.

His place looked like shit

According to the Mass Effect trilogy, they will still have a version of this joke even in 2185 AD. Except it's about two alien races.

Lol

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A couple of made Mafia guys are doing some work with a relative of the late Dr. Kevorkian.

They're trying to come up with a "Make-it-look-like-a-suicide" machine.

I ain't your record, player.

I ain’t your guy, Pay.

😸😸

That's old news. They decided on, "Fuck-You-Pay-Al."

How’d she tell it?

I ain't your diddley, squat.

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A krogan and a salarian during the rachni war.

no, it's "careful with that axe Eugene"

I ain't your buddy, guy

Ma! These wise guys ain’t got the gabagool!

I prefer this joke when the second guy is a clown. :D

For me, Ade and Silvio came to mind first. Sadness.

But how could a 12 year old lead a grown man into the woods and kill him?

Johnny tight lips, where’d they hit ya!!

Bravo

I ain’t see nothin’.

this is a good one

Yes! This is gold.

I don't understand.

It was a child molester and an 8 year old. Really dark.

Second guy is going to kill the first guy

The one Mafioso is there to kill and bury the other.

Chris Hansen has entered the chat

I ain't your buddy, friendo

Oh I get it. One guy is gonna off the other.

😂

I ain’t your amigo, compadre

What’s the joke in it being a website name though? Pay-up-pal = PayPal

Good one!!

“Chris has been in an accident, everything gonna be fine, sly’s gonna pick you up and take you to the hospital”

Pay-up-pal or our guns will go pow

Barren pines.

“Yo…you talkin’ t’me?”

I ain’t your Sammy, Dean

I first heard it that way too. I prefer the mafia version.