Lodju t1_j6npixt wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:02 PM

You can legally be a cannibal by munching someones placenta after they have given birth, if they let you

justabill71 t1_j6nt0un wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Perhaps with polenta.

bigredcar t1_j6nyqa0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:57 PM

SNL did a "Placenta Helper" skit way way back.

auwa69 t1_j6nyspy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:58 PM

i was about to comment this, apparently some tiktokers or celebrities did this :/

Lodju t1_j6o1bz5 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:13 PM

They indeed ate it in the video i linked.

It's from a cooking segment of a travel show called Madventures.

beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6npwtk wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:04 PM

yummy 😋

bwaynebm7891 t1_j6o6a12 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:43 PM

Tastes better with paprika

reapseh0 t1_j6o4rm2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:34 PM

We tell the joke differently here.

They call it a Kinder Surprise

Fyrentenemar t1_j6pcj0c wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:08 PM

2/3 of a turducken

lilamilasoho t1_j6nsn11 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Ohhhh NOOO!!

Laughed way too hard at this.

beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6ntb1b wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Glad I could make you laugh :)

lilamilasoho t1_j6oi31z wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:56 PM

You made me laugh & made me repulsed with myself.

You nailed it.

OldSamVimes t1_j6nu2js wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM

Cannibal jokes always leave a bad taste in my mouth, just like their dinner parties.

DorkusDeluxus t1_j6nqxv1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:10 PM

r/Unclejokes

zecorb t1_j6o01mp wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:05 PM

So that's what they mean when saying they've got a bun in oven

fedeancona t1_j6nqwlo wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:10 PM

If she has triplets it would be the Wendy’s 4 for 4

Downtown-Custard5346 t1_j6ntvp9 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:28 PM

Well, if I wasn't going to hell before, I am now.. found this way funnier than I think I should've lol

Druidess_of_midian t1_j6o0at2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM

This made me snort laugh 😆

harabanaz t1_j6o1t5p wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:16 PM

Why did the cannibal quit being a cannibal?

He got cold feet.

HuckFinns_dad t1_j6oncqe wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:29 PM

“I hate my mother-in-law.” Said the cannibal. “We’ll then just eat your noodles.” His wife replied.

desantisjmd t1_j6npijc wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:02 PM

Aaaaaaaand I am going to hell for laughing at this

[deleted] t1_j6nqyrm wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:11 PM

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Luke_low t1_j6nrdqq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:13 PM

Waiting for a baby to be born, so that they can eat it?

thomask1989 t1_j6nsijn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:20 PM

A greenhouse seems more accurate

beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6nt9ob wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:24 PM

That could work too 😁

Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_j6nx0x8 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:47 PM

Marinade

Fun-Owl9393 t1_j6o2cgg wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:20 PM

Why not take out?

tormentedsoul55 t1_j6o55ud wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:37 PM

Cannibals don't eat clowns, cuz they taste funny.

NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6o7b6b wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:50 PM

I should not be laughing at this, I really, really shouldn't be!

Xen0byte t1_j6o8qn0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:58 PM

Kinder Surprise

pyanan t1_j6oeky6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:35 PM

Hot Pocket! (Jim Gaffigan singing voice)

5p4rk11 t1_j6omgs2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM

Hot pocket

Touchmyfishy t1_j6pc9ow wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:06 PM

A lunch within a lunch

What do cannibals call a womb?

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