He was attacked by a bald man with no facial hair.

The blind man yelled out “what happened, who assaulted me!?”

An eyewitness approached the blind man and informed him “Sir, you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal.”

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duriansed t1_j68n9ps wrote on January 28, 2023 at 3:11 PM

People don't like reposts and then backlash at original content. This wasn't a great joke but with some work it might become one! Keep it up young internet comedian

Clue_Loose OP t1_j68nu5p wrote on January 28, 2023 at 3:15 PM

I hear ya but reposts? This isn’t a repost

duriansed t1_j68onbq wrote on January 28, 2023 at 3:21 PM

I meant, your post is most probably original content. And if people don't support original content they'll be left with reposts. Making new jokes is never easy

sixington t1_j65ezbg wrote on January 27, 2023 at 8:59 PM

This joke sucks

Clue_Loose OP t1_j65fq1p wrote on January 27, 2023 at 9:03 PM

You’re just too goofy to comprehend

pkammer721 t1_j65uyrp wrote on January 27, 2023 at 10:44 PM

I believe I comprehended and can confirm that this joke does in fact suck. Sorry.

Clue_Loose OP t1_j662bdx wrote on January 27, 2023 at 11:35 PM

You didn’t.

pkammer721 t1_j66hvk8 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 1:30 AM

no i get the MJ reference and that the bald guy is all smooth, i understand

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_j6813aj wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:33 AM

Yeah, this joke is Bad. Not even a hee-hee here

Clue_Loose OP t1_j6821hg wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:46 AM

Now I’ll accept that

cmahan005 t1_j6buelu wrote on January 29, 2023 at 5:22 AM

Ah, a Michael Jackson joke. He He.

muchmusic t1_j68rz75 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 3:45 PM

Sir, your attacker, “Cue Ball” McNair, is well known to us….