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ManElectro t1_j60ijlv wrote

I asked my mom, sister, aunt, and grandma why incest is so common in Alabama, but they didn't know. I should probably ask more than one person though.

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lobo1217 t1_j6274yx wrote

I checked and all of those are just not possible... it's that's my problem with it.

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smurficus103 t1_j62cve9 wrote

You wouldn't go back in time and fuck your own grandma, would you, morty? You'd be your own grandpa. We'd have to go back and steal you, as a baby, and have you raised by your mom, morty.

But, rick, that's what I've been saying, my grandma is actually my mom that traveled back in time, and gave birth to me

And you fucked her?! What's wrong with you?

I didnt know! But, she did have twins, herself and i

Oh, morty, what the fuck?! You fucked your own grandma mom AND daughter?!

She's my sister too, rick. She's my sister, too...

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lobo1217 t1_j62d0fr wrote

Oh, love rick and morty. I wonder if the show will survive.

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OneHumanPeOple t1_j63u682 wrote

It’ll survive and be better than before.

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Knives530 t1_j64yfs7 wrote

I honestly think this will be the case as well. Justins episodes have always been the weakest, and the cross over humor he brings to his shows is always the cringiest.

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OneHumanPeOple t1_j652rxg wrote

Agreed. His humor is about be outlandishly perverted which lands differently now. The one thing we might miss is episodes like interdimensional cable where he’s just drunk in a sound booth making up random shit like Gazorpazorpfield just spewing random insults at John. I imagine an impressionist they hire as a voice actor wouldn’t be expected to create in that way. But that one guy (tik tok fella idk his name) does seem to be able to ad-lib very well and genuinely understand the characters

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PiggyPhaggot t1_j63zozo wrote

Has anyone asked if the bitch was asking for it? Sometimes a little trip down the stairs is just what some people need regardless of gender.

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Open_Librarian_823 t1_j6363e8 wrote

Nope, woke wanker cancel culture has arrived to that show.

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lobo1217 t1_j6376g8 wrote

Dude, I don't disagree with the firing of the actor if he has done a lot of shit. I just wonder how well they explain rick changing voice, because they will explain it, and it needs to make sense. The character will inevitably change.

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Open_Librarian_823 t1_j63g6rt wrote

Self righteous pitch fork frail generation

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Xabikur t1_j63m6cb wrote

For calling others frail, you seem pretty upset someone got fired from your cartoon television show.

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jjhope2019 t1_j65g08h wrote

So they’ve decided not to work with someone charged with domestic abuse? Please, feel free to explain how that’s “woke”… and while you’re at it, offer up what “woke” means to you as well..? 🫠

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imdfantom t1_j62e4e3 wrote

Yeah, sister and grandma are in conflict.

Sister implies that your father is your mother's father too.

Grandma implies you mother is your father's mother too.

Schroedinger's parentage I guess.

Edit: we are only talking about genetic relatives here, no legal loopholes please, these don't count as relatives for the purposes of this scenario

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Korchagin t1_j62t9c5 wrote

It works if you accept somewhat weak meanings:

Mom - mother, grandma - grandfather's wife, (half) sister - grandfather=father, aunt - grandfather is her mother's brother.

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Motokorth t1_j62sev9 wrote

Dad knocked up your sister, now she is your sister and mother. Then she married her grandfather, so now your grandmother

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imdfantom t1_j62vnq0 wrote

Eh, not really satisfying tbh.

If you accept this definition of grandmother, the situation could be entirely not incestous.

A man adopts an adult woman, then she adopts him, then they are both adopted by a third person. Then the original two adopt you.

The conditions are satisfied without any incest.

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JaggedTheDark t1_j67bjsv wrote

If your father and mother divorce, and then dad marries grandma on mom's side, and then mom marries grandpa on dad's side it's possible.

Genetically impossible, legally it's weird as fuck.

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TheCardinalKing t1_j62u2v4 wrote

It is.

So your father has a daughter with his mother and then has you with his daughter-sister, making your her your mother-sister-aunt. She then marries your grandpa, becoming your grandma now too.

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lobo1217 t1_j637e6g wrote

No no no... I don't take marriage into account. I'm talking about biological mothers and fathers

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TheCardinalKing t1_j63um6s wrote

Hmm... trickier, but still possible.

So your mother makes love to her father and gives birth to a son. She then has a child with her son, which is you.

She is your mother as she directly gave birth to you.

She is your sister for being the sibling to your father, who is also your sibling.

She is your aunt for being your father's sister.

She is your grandmother for being the mother of your father.

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lobo1217 t1_j65rvlb wrote

All correct apart from sister. She is NOT your sister. Your father is your "half brother", and I would call your mother and your father also half siblings to each other, but that doesn't make your mother your biological sibling. Your mother would be your sibling-in-law.

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TheCardinalKing t1_j66ox54 wrote

I guess your mom would be your half-sister, but it's the closest I could get if we want her to be your grandma too while keeping blood-relation. I think managing to keep everyone being blood-related is good enough.

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Swedzilla t1_j64xbil wrote

But I am my own grandpa

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k-laz t1_j63hcag wrote

I think I have it, but its convoluted

Mom has sex with her dad and has kid: mother and sister (same father as sister)

Mom is married to her dad's father: grandmother (wife of dad's father)

Dad had sex with his mother to make mom: aunt (mom is dad's sister - same mother)

Hmm, I see someone beat me to it. Oh, well.

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caveti t1_j6356pf wrote

Why can't murders be solved in Alabama?

They share the same DNA

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pacawac t1_j63woac wrote

One day, I was fucking my sister and she said, " you fuck just like dad!"

I said, "I know. Mom told me."

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JBYTuna t1_j631t3v wrote

Incest: the game the whole family can play!

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iamricardosousa t1_j633rlm wrote

It took this one comment to finally make me understand the fucking "they" pronoun.

Thank you for that.

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xMilesManx t1_j63qxn0 wrote

>I asked my mom, sister, aunt, and grandma why incest is so common in Alabama, but she didn’t know.

FTFY

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deamon12210 t1_j63i30u wrote

Bro, Sis, Ma, and Dad might understand, after the reassignment operation.

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Bugtotes t1_j62wdfz wrote

Was her name herpaghonnasyphlarheiaids?

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Bagatur98 t1_j64322p wrote

Wait how does that work? I mean mom and aunt are easy, she is your dad's sister. But how is she your sister or grandmother

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DeadwoodNative t1_j61iq47 wrote

Know what a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common? Someone’s gonna lose a mobile home.

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oldsmoBuick67 t1_j629lg8 wrote

I heard an old joke once that Alabama state law required a trailer park be built just on the edge of a city so the tornado would hit it instead of downtown.

But yeah, chicken houses and trailers are the first things hit in tornadoes it seems.

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wolfie379 t1_j62yqaf wrote

Way I heard it:

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and an unlatched fifth wheel on (highway near where joke is being told) have in common?

Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

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MikesMiniBinge t1_j650az0 wrote

Why do Alabama comedy club audiences get bored of sister jokes, mom jokes and wife jokes? Because they are too closely related to each other

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DirtyErn24 t1_j61uovp wrote

It's sort of like "relative humidity."

That's the sweat rolling down your back while your screwing your cousin.

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S4PG t1_j62b2w5 wrote

Jokes on r/jokes are more reused than the genetic code for an Alabama family

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Masagmarod t1_j620mpw wrote

Vin Diesel approves of this joke.

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bl8ant t1_j62vjqo wrote

This joke is older than the union.

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jnelsoni t1_j62kmxp wrote

How do you get an Alabama girl to perform oral sex? Ranch dressing.

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SteveisNoob t1_j62t1k4 wrote

But what if i wanna have kids with my stepbro?

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zimzimmawho t1_j62mls5 wrote

Incidentally that’s s also why you can’t do that with Vin Diesel

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gchaudh2 t1_j63j597 wrote

Things Vin Diesel would say

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brok3ntok3n82 t1_j641dc7 wrote

There is a fast and furious joke in here somewhere.

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General_Freed t1_j64nmtw wrote

"There might be some incest going on here...
My Sister's snatch tastes just like my mother's..."

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HarryHacker42 t1_j653yqp wrote

Incest is best, relatively speaking. Its the only way to keep it in the family.

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ThaGander t1_j6bi0dw wrote

No one else read this in Vin Diesel’s voice?!

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douchebaghere t1_j61w2og wrote

Right, have some respect sis, why would I like to see your ass when I am doing it

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Lord_Respawn t1_j622e3h wrote

Are you familiar with DooleyNotedGaming?

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Bugtotes t1_j62wjmv wrote

If it’s not good enough for the family, how are you going to sell it in the streets as “HOE- Made”.

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ayeshaaaayyy t1_j62zly4 wrote

Camera sets in to find the rock saying 'FaMiLy'

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Kindly-Confidence-69 t1_j63951c wrote

It's illegal to have anal sex with a female cow.

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hoptownky t1_j68y4o3 wrote

That’s bull

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Kindly-Confidence-69 t1_j691jdf wrote

No I'm not lying, it's not Bull. Actually the absolute truth is. That law applies to any animal in their jurisdiction.

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hoptownky t1_j692dl6 wrote

It was a joke. Cow. Bull.

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Kindly-Confidence-69 t1_j69agrv wrote

I knew where you were coming from. I was joking too and just capitalising on your wit. Hope you know the jurisdiction part was all Bull. And that Bull also means a lie.

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ErenYeager850 t1_j63pi1p wrote

My sister ,neice and girlfriend thinks this joke was really bad and people should respect Alabama more. Ignore her, she doesn't know what a good joke is

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Xenc t1_j63qv1u wrote

Thanks Uncle Vin

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jeff_bailey t1_j63sak7 wrote

The cows find the position difficult and prefer the man to use a stepladder.

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Wespapss t1_j646d4m wrote

The only place bruncles exist...

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amnowhere t1_j64s5n5 wrote

OK but when did turning your back on family become illegal?

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dk19472 t1_j64sa04 wrote

How do you circumcise a guy from Alabama? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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TommyD62 t1_j64tk3k wrote

You can't turn your back on family

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danny_batman t1_j652iwj wrote

What about doggie style. It's the same right?

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xShankx t1_j66b28v wrote

Cuz it’s illegal for family to turn their back on you?

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rlgjr3 t1_j67199z wrote

Roll tide

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julz12234 t1_j67hiuy wrote

Because they like to look at their siblings

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Relievedcorgi67 t1_j68ugg1 wrote

proceeds to slap knee so hard that I vaporizes

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m1gunr t1_j63trpb wrote

Because you never turn your back on family..

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5id3w41k t1_j64hyd3 wrote

"Get off me, daddy. You're squishin' my cigarettes."

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