Submitted by TenRingRedux t3_10dtgxh in Jokes
pladin517 t1_j4n4ukl wrote
Cucumber slicer worked better when the joke first appeared in 1890.
listerinebreath t1_j4q6ugn wrote
This guy didn’t even get the delivery right. He’s supposed to tell his wife he was fired for sticking his dick in the pickle slicer, then she asks “what happened with the pickle slicer” and he says “oh, she was fired too”
Mikesaidit36 t1_j4qayfw wrote
THANK you. I couldn’t get past my visceral response to having one’s penis sliced and diced.
Dinosalsa t1_j4nt6cf wrote
Yes, but she's at least the very least retired by now
Shreemaan420 t1_j4oz7w2 wrote
What's that got to do with anything? /Jk
pladin517 t1_j4r4xux wrote
Nah, she was fired and couldn't find work anywhere as a cucumber slicer because people told this joke for the next 130 years.
Significant_Ad_6825 t1_j4pxqp7 wrote
The cucumber slicer found she likes cucumbers better
Einar_47 t1_j4qk79b wrote
Well yeah but they thought tomatoes were poisonous so naturally they wouldn't have them in a professional kitchen.
Existing-Bake5162 t1_j4qtjq6 wrote
I heard it was a pickle peeler...
gigaswardblade t1_j4r1r50 wrote
Pickle pee? Pump a rum?
TenRingRedux OP t1_j4qquh1 wrote
I don't think they had cucumbers in 1890.
Corn huskers maybe.
As a MOF, it works well with corn, corn shucker, corn husker.
Yeah! He got caught with in in the corn shucker! in 1890.
trivia_guy t1_j4qutre wrote
I hope you’re joking and don’t seriously think cucumbers didn’t exist in 1890.
pladin517 t1_j4r4fnp wrote
joking? like they do on r/jokes?
trivia_guy t1_j4rsez3 wrote
Yeah I should know better.
12angelo12 t1_j4qxmcx wrote
Aren’t they GMO fruits made from pickles
trivia_guy t1_j4rsj12 wrote
Given what sub we’re in surely I can safely assume you’re not serious…
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