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pladin517 t1_j4n4ukl wrote

Cucumber slicer worked better when the joke first appeared in 1890.

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listerinebreath t1_j4q6ugn wrote

This guy didn’t even get the delivery right. He’s supposed to tell his wife he was fired for sticking his dick in the pickle slicer, then she asks “what happened with the pickle slicer” and he says “oh, she was fired too”

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Mikesaidit36 t1_j4qayfw wrote

THANK you. I couldn’t get past my visceral response to having one’s penis sliced and diced.

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Dinosalsa t1_j4nt6cf wrote

Yes, but she's at least the very least retired by now

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pladin517 t1_j4r4xux wrote

Nah, she was fired and couldn't find work anywhere as a cucumber slicer because people told this joke for the next 130 years.

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Einar_47 t1_j4qk79b wrote

Well yeah but they thought tomatoes were poisonous so naturally they wouldn't have them in a professional kitchen.

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TenRingRedux OP t1_j4qquh1 wrote

I don't think they had cucumbers in 1890.

Corn huskers maybe.

As a MOF, it works well with corn, corn shucker, corn husker.

Yeah! He got caught with in in the corn shucker! in 1890.

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trivia_guy t1_j4qutre wrote

I hope you’re joking and don’t seriously think cucumbers didn’t exist in 1890.

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12angelo12 t1_j4qxmcx wrote

Aren’t they GMO fruits made from pickles

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trivia_guy t1_j4rsj12 wrote

Given what sub we’re in surely I can safely assume you’re not serious…

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