Submitted by cortanitch t3_10ol24v in Jokes
Mechanic says, "I'm sorry sir I don't think I can help, It's because of all the dead weight in the back."
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Mediocre-Many8872 t1_j6gkdzj wrote
JFK downvoted you
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j6h43zc wrote
Bad news! Closed casket funeral. Good news? Save some money making the casket six inches shorter
speculatrix t1_j6fiv60 wrote
There's lots of gossip about funeral transport but I think it's hearsesay
ithorc t1_j6fpf93 wrote
Try measuring it in kilometres
DeepNeedleworker4388 t1_j6hu10l wrote
The gear shift is a little stiff.
Vast_Cricket t1_j6ftomr wrote
He can empty it on the way from work.
Ivor-Toad t1_j6gfwsy wrote
It probably stays in low gear at slow speed so the engine is revving higher.
[deleted] t1_j6fgidt wrote
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jbaby1980 t1_j6fltil wrote
Could be a blown head casket.