I asked my boss for a raise.

I told him three other companies are after me.

He said, "Oh yeah, which ones"

Gas, Water, and Electric.

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tirnanog22 t1_j60uwk3 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 10:31 PM

#1,515,938

Now thats funny LOL

bscross32 t1_j612n4e wrote on January 26, 2023 at 11:23 PM

#1,516,988

LMAO

A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j61gvdb wrote on January 27, 2023 at 1:05 AM

#1,518,718

And rent and car note

SnooPandas1899 t1_j6222u5 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 3:46 AM

#1,521,485

dont forget the internet company!

NOLO347 t1_j64653m wrote on January 27, 2023 at 4:18 PM

#1,530,452

I asked my boss for a raise.. he gave me a ladder.

NDodma01 t1_j64uysi wrote on January 27, 2023 at 6:52 PM

#1,533,937

So he hired a crane

Attention_Crazy t1_j66osli wrote on January 28, 2023 at 2:24 AM

#1,543,368

Literally had to immediately tell someone this while I was still laughing! Love it

ivytheblindhusky t1_j69zlbm wrote on January 28, 2023 at 8:44 PM

#1,561,682

Who hurt you