Submitted by MrDagon007 t3_10mcuba in Jokes
Tomorrow he will learn that many people will not believe you, even when you tell the truth.
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Visible-Pie-3225 t1_j65ax14 wrote
Cooking class teacher: alright everyone. Please bring a sample of the lasagna you prepared for homework upto the desk.
IrishHuskie t1_j64nsdi wrote
Your dog ate your dad?
[deleted] t1_j66ic93 wrote
No, my homework did
soccerdad1985 t1_j66nj58 wrote
No my mom
Tombiepoo t1_j6755w6 wrote
Finally this thread is getting somewhere.
FreakshowExpresso3 t1_j67rfou wrote
Who ate your mom then?
beastofchaos t1_j6aumip wrote
The mailman
FreakshowExpresso3 t1_j6b9tb1 wrote
He definitely DELIVERED the goods.
UrDaddyNEB t1_j6lqb90 wrote
If i was a teacher and my student said his/her dad ate their homework id automatically believe them bc “the dog ate my work,” excuse is too common. Like what kid what trash his or her dads public image by saying he ate their schoolwork without it being true.
cleanjoker40 t1_j62c62r wrote
That’s actually not a bad idea I will have to do that with my kid
mewrius t1_j645xcs wrote
Why would you eat your own kid?
2M3TAL4U t1_j65r5iy wrote
To see where practice meets theory
Adventurous-Pool6988 t1_j6622s6 wrote
didn't have enough money for the adult menu....
A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j63brwo wrote
I hope it was at least a slice of Pi
thomask1989 t1_j63xo10 wrote
I see what you did there, nice trig
ExhaleShambho t1_j65w15b wrote
I can do trigonometry with my eyes closed.. doesn't mean I get the answer right
haamerhed t1_j675bdp wrote
Don't be obtuse.
F_Squad t1_j62mieb wrote
Bring your mom to school day?
Shapk145 t1_j634wd7 wrote
Next day CPS will be there for your help..
Bokbreath t1_j62cjpi wrote
I don't believe you did that
og-lollercopter t1_j63bw9x wrote
It was frog dissection homework tho
Ilikeeatyingboggers t1_j64vtkx wrote
His homework was taking care of the class pet though
old_farmer t1_j64hgm3 wrote
There are millions of people that say, "it might be true, but I don't believe it."
Carioca1970 t1_j63uc03 wrote
That will teach Mowgli.
samadshaddy t1_j64lo20 wrote
That's life
Honest_Language_2688 t1_j65m9mk wrote
I sent this to my 15yo grandson and he sent me a smiley face with tears running out both eyes.
Umpteenth_zebra t1_j65onww wrote
That's the 'lol' emoji
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j63d8il wrote
That's how to get a passing grade
[deleted] t1_j655o2z wrote
Tasty?
sam_the_beagle t1_j65az88 wrote
So what's the homework? Geology? Is he eating rocks?
Connee14 t1_j66ruka wrote
I actually had a classmate in 2nd grade whose dog ate his homework. His mom brought it to class in a Ziploc bag to show the teacher at dropoff.
Furby-beast-1949 t1_j65f76i wrote
Y’all that’s the oldest trick in the book The dog ate my homework😅😅😅😅
powkiddyv90dangit t1_j66z4nw wrote
now i need a son or daughter so i can do this
Academic_Educator_17 t1_j673ovl wrote
Child also learned that sometimes children suffer because of the decisions of their parents.
Edited to remove typo
haamerhed t1_j674xqp wrote
Profundus operandi
Icy-Invite-3971 t1_j682bx4 wrote
My Dad cut a tree down from the back yard, brought it into the house and dressed it up with lots of dangling earrings and a long scarf, he then put a bunch of lights on the roof and hung our sox by the fireplace, now he's making us learn these songs we are supposed to sing in the neighbors lawn...
JustCallMeMambo t1_j6jhtuo wrote
I taught my daughter the same lesson, but I did it by molesting her.
spyderdyne t1_j66ksnz wrote
Nice! I taught mine PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
veneno11 t1_j63muq0 wrote
You mean your dog ate your homework? NO. MY DAD