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Henri_Dupont t1_j5umiag wrote

When I was in court, the judge gave me a compliment!

I told him I had two wives, and he said that was big o' me!

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Clue_Loose t1_j5v29si wrote

I told the judge I couldn’t read well. So he gave me a light sentence

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Jack_of_Hats t1_j5tp174 wrote

Holy moly I work in a courthouse and this one was a hit

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Waitsfornoone t1_j5tb640 wrote

You'd better win the appeal, or you'll find yourself surrounded by con seated people at your next stop.

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