Submitted by ArcTan_Pete t3_10kwimm in Jokes
I am appealing
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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j5teag9 wrote
Eggotistical and ham-fisted!
flunkyclaus t1_j5tgcvb wrote
You're breathtaking. :)
ImpulseAfterthought t1_j5tgyxl wrote
What a coincidence; the same judge found me guilty of being patronizing.
That means I talk down to people.
Jack_of_Hats t1_j5tp174 wrote
Holy moly I work in a courthouse and this one was a hit
Ok_Replacement3102 t1_j5txgbl wrote
That Justice 'nt right.
Nimelennar t1_j5u1ygi wrote
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
It probably has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.
Henri_Dupont t1_j5umiag wrote
When I was in court, the judge gave me a compliment!
I told him I had two wives, and he said that was big o' me!
RutCry t1_j5umlw8 wrote
Greetings, fellow old person!
Clue_Loose t1_j5v29si wrote
I told the judge I couldn’t read well. So he gave me a light sentence
dmcohv t1_j5w7imb wrote
When you’re perfect in every way.
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j5wyfvo wrote
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Waitsfornoone t1_j5tb640 wrote
You'd better win the appeal, or you'll find yourself surrounded by con seated people at your next stop.