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Clue_Loose t1_j4g43f0 wrote on January 15, 2023 at 2:06 PM

I poured root beer on my foot now I’m a tree

JustOneThingThough t1_j4h0q2q wrote on January 15, 2023 at 5:52 PM

I drank the tree beer, now I'm a foot taller.

jonitfcfan t1_j4ifwko wrote on January 15, 2023 at 11:12 PM

Alternate origin story of Groot?

PandaBonium t1_j4i2ofg wrote on January 15, 2023 at 9:47 PM

I poured root beer on my dick and lost my virginity.