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WellEmpty t1_j4fxx46 wrote

This joke is radical!

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EbbEgg t1_j4h1sxv wrote

Power-ful

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Tcloud t1_j4l19xy wrote

If I said the beer was negative, would that make it more complex?

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Weltkaiser t1_j4g6j0h wrote

But it's no solution.

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TitaniuIVI t1_j4hfblo wrote

Alcohol is a solution

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AtomicShoelace t1_j4hy9ss wrote

Ackchyually alcohol alone is not a solution. It can be a solvent or a solute, but the presence of another molecule is required to form a solution.

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Weltkaiser t1_j4uqt4c wrote

Alcohol yes, but not beer! It's a colloidal stable.

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JOE-9000 t1_j4g1fgb wrote

Dad joke, for 5th graders or so.

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dumnaya t1_j4gamvl wrote

Imaginary root beer becomes real when poured in a square glass

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Juxtapoisson t1_j4gdtis wrote

I'm sure your teacher told you to track your units. I assume you failed.

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Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4h07iv wrote

Root beer is a type of drink. The unit for food and drink is "meal" therefore beer is a square meal.

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VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4hthwn wrote

What happens if you pour it into a Klein bottle?

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ThanosCheese369 t1_j4g0mqn wrote

How to pour something that needs volume to hold in a 2-d object?

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AdditionalCheetah354 t1_j4g32q7 wrote

Waiting for better jokes in the comments….

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TAway69420666 t1_j4g56r8 wrote

Beer beer the magical fruit the more you drink the more you toot

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Eccentrically_loaded t1_j4hng63 wrote

True story. In college I had a chance to go to Colorado. On the way back to school we stopped at the Coors brewery and had some samples.

I almost immediately started pumping out the most foul farts of my now 59 years.

I. Could. Not. Stop.

We could not stop.

That was one hell of a long ride back to Oklahoma.

Still sorry guys, wherever you are.

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mc501 t1_j4joytj wrote

This is my second time ever being buzzed on edibles.

I give this joke Gold! for making me giggle and call my daughter!! I’m a 56 hear old grown ass man. LOL

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johnny_cash_money t1_j4gamto wrote

Are you a Sith? Because this joke deals in absolutes.

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NDodma01 t1_j4gnb57 wrote

You have a square root …

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EvilKitten_ t1_j4h9l0u wrote

This is possible that you actually owe beer instead of owning it

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brackenish1 t1_j4hcsc4 wrote

Without a third dimension to hold the contents you don't have a beer You have a mess to clean up

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Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hevte wrote

Many people would interpret "square glass" as "glass with a square cross-section". They're the kind that are guaranteed not to leave rings on tables.

Now how about the skeleton who walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop?

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Veracitist t1_j4hmmp9 wrote

Glad you eventually picked a glass. You seemed INDICIsive.

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maynardstaint t1_j4i5r0g wrote

So glad he didn’t go off on a tangent.

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gsfgf t1_j4i86xd wrote

Jesus approves

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Raraniel t1_j4iao09 wrote

You can actually make vodka if you dip the square glass into the root beer. That's how they make Absolut

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GleemonexForPets t1_j4ifk3k wrote

Don't believe this is a Steven Wright joke but the voice in my head was definitely his.

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Soviet-josh t1_j4j20mi wrote

Someone made my best friend cry ⬆️

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PantherBrewery t1_j4jb958 wrote

I love this.

Unless it is from a Klein bottle.

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oj_mudbone t1_j4m4uue wrote

Not funny my dad became an alcoholic this way

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dannyjdruce t1_j4ia24e wrote

pour two root beers in that glass and who knows what will happen

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