Submitted by Gil-Gandel t3_10cj8ma in Jokes
Now I have beer.
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WellEmpty t1_j4fxx46 wrote
This joke is radical!
Scuttleboi19mk2 t1_j4fy95m wrote
r/angryupvote
ThanosCheese369 t1_j4g0mqn wrote
How to pour something that needs volume to hold in a 2-d object?
JOE-9000 t1_j4g1fgb wrote
Dad joke, for 5th graders or so.
AdditionalCheetah354 t1_j4g32q7 wrote
Waiting for better jokes in the comments….
Clue_Loose t1_j4g43f0 wrote
I poured root beer on my foot now I’m a tree
TAway69420666 t1_j4g56r8 wrote
Beer beer the magical fruit the more you drink the more you toot
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rhymes_with_chicken t1_j4g6hkr wrote
But it’s lost its bubbles…seems kinda flat
Weltkaiser t1_j4g6j0h wrote
But it's no solution.
Waitsfornoone t1_j4g9vsk wrote
You might want to pack a lunch.
johnny_cash_money t1_j4gamto wrote
Are you a Sith? Because this joke deals in absolutes.
dumnaya t1_j4gamvl wrote
Imaginary root beer becomes real when poured in a square glass
Juxtapoisson t1_j4gdtis wrote
I'm sure your teacher told you to track your units. I assume you failed.
Inevitable-Match591 t1_j4gg6fs wrote
Now you owe the bartender one
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Unsorted_pie t1_j4ghjlu wrote
oh ma gawd
dumnaya t1_j4gi1dw wrote
I guess I fell into the trap.
powabiatch t1_j4glkk2 wrote
And glass
appleslicesliceslice t1_j4gnafm wrote
You have to be some kind of mathmagician
NDodma01 t1_j4gnb57 wrote
You have a square root …
Grand_Alternative395 t1_j4gokb1 wrote
Best joke I ever heard
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4h07iv wrote
Root beer is a type of drink. The unit for food and drink is "meal" therefore beer is a square meal.
JustOneThingThough t1_j4h0q2q wrote
I drank the tree beer, now I'm a foot taller.
LordHelixArisen t1_j4h1k28 wrote
You owe him -1 actually. He owes you a beer
EbbEgg t1_j4h1sxv wrote
Power-ful
EvilKitten_ t1_j4h9l0u wrote
This is possible that you actually owe beer instead of owning it
brackenish1 t1_j4hcsc4 wrote
Without a third dimension to hold the contents you don't have a beer You have a mess to clean up
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hevte wrote
Many people would interpret "square glass" as "glass with a square cross-section". They're the kind that are guaranteed not to leave rings on tables.
Now how about the skeleton who walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop?
TitaniuIVI t1_j4hfblo wrote
Alcohol is a solution
Veracitist t1_j4hmmp9 wrote
Glad you eventually picked a glass. You seemed INDICIsive.
Eccentrically_loaded t1_j4hng63 wrote
True story. In college I had a chance to go to Colorado. On the way back to school we stopped at the Coors brewery and had some samples.
I almost immediately started pumping out the most foul farts of my now 59 years.
I. Could. Not. Stop.
We could not stop.
That was one hell of a long ride back to Oklahoma.
Still sorry guys, wherever you are.
Warboss_Squee t1_j4hnqdb wrote
The best solution.
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Void_vix t1_j4hsdwz wrote
Wouldn’t it be [(beer)^1/2 * i]^2
VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4hthwn wrote
What happens if you pour it into a Klein bottle?
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hv0c1 wrote
The outside of the bottle gets wet.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hv5qv wrote
And that would be -beer.
Void_vix t1_j4hvthd wrote
Keep that devil magic away from me!
AtomicShoelace t1_j4hy9ss wrote
Ackchyually alcohol alone is not a solution. It can be a solvent or a solute, but the presence of another molecule is required to form a solution.
IndyAndyJones7 t1_j4hz4xw wrote
I'm going to assume everything you say is wrong until you learn to spell.
AtomicShoelace t1_j4hziaw wrote
PandaBonium t1_j4i2ofg wrote
I poured root beer on my dick and lost my virginity.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4i4vmg wrote
Ja, but vat happens if you pour it into a Gross bottle?
VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4i51ok wrote
It gets bigger!
maynardstaint t1_j4i5r0g wrote
So glad he didn’t go off on a tangent.
VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4i660b wrote
Which part is the outside?
gsfgf t1_j4i86xd wrote
Jesus approves
dannyjdruce t1_j4ia24e wrote
pour two root beers in that glass and who knows what will happen
Raraniel t1_j4iao09 wrote
You can actually make vodka if you dip the square glass into the root beer. That's how they make Absolut
GleemonexForPets t1_j4ifk3k wrote
Don't believe this is a Steven Wright joke but the voice in my head was definitely his.
jonitfcfan t1_j4ifwko wrote
Alternate origin story of Groot?
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el_ojo_rojo t1_j4ih7jv wrote
It dissolved my marriage!
Dangerous_Sun_2348 t1_j4ii1aq wrote
Muu79 t1_j4ipqb4 wrote
You mean the side gets wet
dungsucker t1_j4ithjy wrote
Truly golden joke, sorry I have no awards
Soviet-josh t1_j4j20mi wrote
Someone made my best friend cry ⬆️
TigLyon t1_j4j6apw wrote
Got you, fam
PantherBrewery t1_j4jb958 wrote
I love this.
Unless it is from a Klein bottle.
mc501 t1_j4joytj wrote
This is my second time ever being buzzed on edibles.
I give this joke Gold! for making me giggle and call my daughter!! I’m a 56 hear old grown ass man. LOL
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Unspeakable_Elvis t1_j4k8sqv wrote
And a problem.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4kaf2n wrote
The side that gets wet, duh.
Tcloud t1_j4l19xy wrote
If I said the beer was negative, would that make it more complex?
oj_mudbone t1_j4m4uue wrote
Not funny my dad became an alcoholic this way
Weltkaiser t1_j4uqt4c wrote
Alcohol yes, but not beer! It's a colloidal stable.
SireLazaralius t1_j4fxd51 wrote
How rational of you