Submitted by Arkvoodle42 t3_10pglue in Jokes
Very little.
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Unburiedbettong47 t1_j6kbtt5 wrote
What‘s the difference between OP and my kitchen knife?
The edge on the knife has a purpose.
^(Edited for a typo fix)
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Hotlevy457 t1_j6kd4v6 wrote
Ohhhh, so that’s why people keep cats as pets instead of cations, they’re too negative.
Big_Entry_5440 t1_j6khdmk wrote
The correct term is hobbit
Waitsfornoone t1_j6kl2xj wrote
Based on a various movie depictions - skin color (Yellow? Seriously?).
TaroAffectionate9417 t1_j6kn5g0 wrote
Candy, a cherry with 7 dents and a trip to the mines of Moria?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxs34 wrote
They're all completely misinterpreted because the movies didn't do the original stories justice.
OriginalEmpress t1_j6l543p wrote
Have you read the ORIGINAL original Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6l6097 wrote
Yep! The Oompa Loompas were little hippie-like men!
OriginalEmpress t1_j6l9y3n wrote
I think that was the first edit, because the original printing I have, they aren't hippies.
TryAgn747 t1_j6ldvsc wrote
A doompitty doo
DeepNeedleworker4388 t1_j6lfuxr wrote
The dwarfs other jokes in tickling the punny bone.
OnlyAngelRebel t1_j6lr0yq wrote
Employement options.
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Bugtotes t1_j6m6zf9 wrote
Same reason that smurfs have diseases….. -Bunch of guys -All blue -one girl -you figure it out
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6mujgy wrote
Oh... I know what you're referring to.
Honestly, everything is better with the r*cism removed.
TVcasualty42 t1_j6mvtle wrote
It should be what do they have in common…
OriginalEmpress t1_j6n3x07 wrote
Agreed! I grew up reading the original printing, so the movie confused me as a kid. I didn't realize until I researched it as an adult that they'd changed them twice, once into the hippies for the book, then into the orange guys for the movie.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6n44ar wrote
There are so many differences from the book to the movie that Roald Dahl openly hated the latter.
OriginalEmpress t1_j6n5ad9 wrote
I know, and I hate that because Gene Wilder is such an incredible actor, I've always wondered if Roald hating the movie made him sad at all.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6npii8 wrote
One thing I know for sure is that Gene hated the (far more accurate) 2005 version. Which is a second adaptation of the book and not a "remake" as some people like to call it.
Ramen_Rockin_Ray t1_j6ofj08 wrote
I disagree. Blazing Saddles. It only works because of the blatant racism (which is all a joke because racism is stupid)
GeniusMike t1_j6otntf wrote
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OriginalEmpress t1_j6p6p09 wrote
I'm with him there, the second adaptation was closer to the book, but when it strayed, it strayed in WEIRD ways.
I call that one the Daddy Issues version.
martymcfly4prez t1_j6karzx wrote
What do they have in common? Very little.