Submitted by littlemissfordy t3_10g5y1p in Jokes

A few hours later lying in a hospital bed he’s approached by a doctor. “The good news is you are going to be ok” “the bad news is there is some pretty significant buckshot damage to your penis, so I’m going to have to refer you to my sister”.

“Is she a plastic surgeon”? asked the hunter.

“No says the doctor” “she plays the flute so she can teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your face”……

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ephmal t1_j54slu3 wrote

I’ve always dreamed of having a wind instrument. Blow me and take my upvote.

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Few_Owl_3481 t1_j55104e wrote

What looks like an arrow but comes in many directions? Buck shot dick.

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JAS233116 t1_j54297m wrote

Lmfao I haven’t laughed this much in a while

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Dickcheese-a1 t1_j53fsnt wrote

Ask rodney rude about baby elephants trunks and bread rolls.

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