A few hours later lying in a hospital bed he’s approached by a doctor. “The good news is you are going to be ok” “the bad news is there is some pretty significant buckshot damage to your penis, so I’m going to have to refer you to my sister”.

“Is she a plastic surgeon”? asked the hunter.

“No says the doctor” “she plays the flute so she can teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your face”……

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[deleted] t1_j50u6ce wrote on January 19, 2023 at 4:50 PM

#1,407,161

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Apprehensive_Age_384 t1_j51gy14 wrote on January 19, 2023 at 7:06 PM

#1,408,679

Thank you, I snorked

Illustrious_Finger24 t1_j51jv55 wrote on January 19, 2023 at 7:24 PM

#1,408,851

Funny!!

BloxxelBoi t1_j522c1e wrote on January 19, 2023 at 9:15 PM

#1,409,984

I audibly said "hah"

NoSpankingAllowed t1_j52la4n wrote on January 19, 2023 at 11:24 PM

#1,410,994

ROFLMFAO

lawrencebillson t1_j52t3qv wrote on January 20, 2023 at 12:19 AM

#1,411,467

He never thought he wood-wind up like this!

Dickcheese-a1 t1_j53fsnt wrote on January 20, 2023 at 3:03 AM

#1,412,950

Ask rodney rude about baby elephants trunks and bread rolls.

RealDanStaines t1_j53ttjv wrote on January 20, 2023 at 4:57 AM

#1,413,762

Replying to lawrencebillson (#1,411,467)

It took concerted effort not to laugh at this

JAS233116 t1_j54297m wrote on January 20, 2023 at 6:20 AM

#1,414,223

Lmfao I haven’t laughed this much in a while

wrongjokesgets t1_j54f77t wrote on January 20, 2023 at 9:02 AM

#1,414,763

Duct tape is the answer.

ephmal t1_j54slu3 wrote on January 20, 2023 at 11:57 AM

#1,415,367

I’ve always dreamed of having a wind instrument. Blow me and take my upvote.

Few_Owl_3481 t1_j55104e wrote on January 20, 2023 at 1:18 PM

#1,415,889

What looks like an arrow but comes in many directions? Buck shot dick.