Cold, greasy, and leftover.
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Ain_denver t1_j5scozx wrote
Hot, bubbly and delicious?
Delivered to my door?
2 for 1 deal?
Top(ping) less?
Full of sausage and covered in sauce?
In a box?
Turbo_Putt t1_j5sd9g0 wrote
With a large greasy box
CommercialAd8439 t1_j5sdkbn wrote
Flat and cheesy
4dwarf t1_j5seif6 wrote
Left beef
ChurchOfAdonitology t1_j5sevz7 wrote
Meaty
Catpitalsea t1_j5sf95b wrote
No anchovies
ziksy9 t1_j5sfi51 wrote
Vegetables only?
reddumbs t1_j5shzg2 wrote
Cut into pieces?
LongjumpingHand5452 t1_j5si8fa wrote
Without any sausage
HashtagTSwagg t1_j5skr0m wrote
Fresh out of the oven.
greywolf974 t1_j5ssr9f wrote
FBI Open Up!
AdTypical6494 t1_j5sstt0 wrote
you are really into women... uh?
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The last 20 jokes only women whats with men and transgender ;)
the_powered_guy t1_j5stbr5 wrote
Unpacked from the box when the delivery guy arrives?
RanCestor t1_j5stv94 wrote
Little dough but plentiful toppings.
Schonungslos t1_j5suftc wrote
Burning hot and with fungus?
Fominroman2 t1_j5sxbml wrote
Round?
Front-Importance9357 t1_j5t1sew wrote
Enough for all the guys on poker night.
irlegend86 t1_j5t6n39 wrote
Says she is Italian but is really American
WinCo_Wonderland t1_j5t6v74 wrote
Thirty minutes or less.
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j5tb1kw wrote
Wow, take my upvote
WannabeTraveler87 t1_j5tr22y wrote
Okay that made me chuckle
clauderains99 t1_j5tziyn wrote
Without a penis.
anonymous_C1-37 t1_j5u09d4 wrote
So Jewish?
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SpiritualRush9552 t1_j5u9423 wrote
Upside down and on the floor.
CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5u9tn8 wrote
Holy shit what a stretch. Just taking every opportunity to be transphobic
clauderains99 t1_j5uca73 wrote
Hey, if you like penis on your pizza, have at it.
CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5ulo4m wrote
Brother nobody was talking about penis😭 you just see the word woman and your first instinct is to bring up trans people
G_D_Ironside t1_j5uqb06 wrote
“Full of sausage and covered in sauce.”
Fucking amazing.
Sleepdprived t1_j5uyvc4 wrote
Ready in 20 minutes or less?
Gilgamesh72 t1_j5vnoey wrote
Warm fragrant and cheesy for me
CU_Tigers2215 t1_j5vpf63 wrote
Cut up in the fridge
Calm_Cry_2993 t1_j5vuk4y wrote
Round and sliced up.
clauderains99 t1_j5w1vvp wrote
Is that what you think? Your mother must be proud. Hey, good talk! Now fuck off.
beachboya1a t1_j5w9200 wrote
$5 hot and ready
FastAndForgetful t1_j5woup2 wrote
Hot and ready
babyfresno77 t1_j5wrfwv wrote
hot and ready ?
kaiwulf t1_j5x9y4i wrote
Nervous when you find out you've been delivered to 19 furries in a hotel room?
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CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5xueds wrote
Bro you're a grown man fighting teenagers on the internet😭 go do taxes or smth
Bugtotes t1_j5ymuiu wrote
Little Caesar’s can hook you up: From the look of their menu They are the prostitute of the pizza world…..
- hot and ready
- deep dish
- three meat treat
- crazy combo
glock-6942069 t1_j5z2ubo wrote
without a penis
clauderains99 t1_j5zr2fl wrote
I have hopes that someday some of the children will actually learn things. If not, they’ll always have value as spare parts.
CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5zwea0 wrote
Words words words words words
clauderains99 t1_j60d1kt wrote
Keep yourself in good health. There are new laws rolling through that will allow you to sell your kidney or lung in the future. In the meantime, practice saying, “Do you want fries with that?”
cikanman t1_j60g8jh wrote
Hot ready and only $5?
TheRogueToad t1_j5sb6wi wrote
Plenty of crust with extra cheese.