They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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always-paranoid t1_j5o7yz1 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 12:13 PM

Never name your daughter community service

nostril_spiders t1_j5ob363 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 12:45 PM

But it's the perfect setup for so many jokes... you'd be doing a service for the community

blob-of-goodness t1_j5sdzdx wrote on January 25, 2023 at 5:42 AM

If this community decides to write new material.

Far-Stomach-2764 t1_j5owvbt wrote on January 24, 2023 at 3:32 PM

500 hours of Summer

JustGotThisAccount t1_j5pfbzy wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:28 PM

Real joke

TheJesseClark t1_j5s7gfx wrote on January 25, 2023 at 4:40 AM

S tier comment

natty2281 t1_j5rc90j wrote on January 25, 2023 at 12:42 AM

The better joke here

Felinegood13 t1_j5pzy0z wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:33 PM

Lmao

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[deleted] t1_j5teu16 wrote on January 25, 2023 at 1:10 PM

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ArastooJoshi t1_j5sjbcz wrote on January 25, 2023 at 6:41 AM

What about Greendale?

rascible t1_j5rl4p9 wrote on January 25, 2023 at 1:47 AM

Community cervix..

More-Gibblets t1_j5rtbgb wrote on January 25, 2023 at 2:46 AM

Ouch...

TDAM t1_j5sinlz wrote on January 25, 2023 at 6:33 AM

"If he wasn't nice, he wouldn't always make sure I came first"

Spy_Mouse t1_j5o2opn wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:10 AM

Didn't know dating girls was a comunity service. In that case I would like to find a partner for this noble act for the community. Anyone availible?

LiterateGuineapig t1_j5p0j6f wrote on January 24, 2023 at 3:56 PM

I think the joke is that he was sentenced to community service for petty crimes.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5prybn wrote on January 24, 2023 at 6:44 PM

Since when is petting a crime

TheJelliestFish t1_j5py6z3 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM

If the dog is named Mary Jane

Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j5q80lf wrote on January 24, 2023 at 8:23 PM

When it's non-consensual

AmphibianHaunting334 t1_j5qyxog wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:11 PM

When it becomes heavy petting

BrilliantObserver t1_j5qci43 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 8:50 PM

Thank your, Capt. Obvious

More-Gibblets t1_j5rtg4y wrote on January 25, 2023 at 2:47 AM

LocalBlenders.com

TUSD00T t1_j5o2ub9 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:12 AM

And practicing law on the side.

fastolfe00 t1_j5q69d4 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 8:12 PM

For the benefit of non-Americans, it's common for petty crimes in the US to receive a sentence in lieu of jail of some number of hours of "community service", like picking up trash, or working at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter.

_LucasImpulse_ t1_j5r3nm0 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:43 PM

literally every justice system has this don't worry man

yeah-defnot t1_j5r8lb0 wrote on January 25, 2023 at 12:17 AM

Somalia would like a word with you… and also a ransom

_LucasImpulse_ t1_j5r8p8e wrote on January 25, 2023 at 12:18 AM

come on man

MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j5res7o wrote on January 25, 2023 at 1:00 AM

No. You listen to me.

I am the captain now.

Next_Fix5613 t1_j5p92iv wrote on January 24, 2023 at 4:50 PM

Dating a girl for community service is also known as taking one for the team.

Totally0G t1_j5rgkyu wrote on January 25, 2023 at 1:13 AM

Hey!!

Can you beat my 14.9K?

cliffno350 t1_j5yvmpz wrote on January 26, 2023 at 3:03 PM

No sorry and the woman call my penis 15k or sometimes 24karat

NDodma01 t1_j5r8bhk wrote on January 25, 2023 at 12:15 AM

But the point is, how much does he earn? My cousin dated the Yardbirds bass player. My auntie did not like his long hair in the sink, but what the hey?

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aknolaj t1_j5rpjnp wrote on January 25, 2023 at 2:19 AM

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

They’re appalled.

Vast_Cricket t1_j5s4jqe wrote on January 25, 2023 at 4:14 AM

Ha ha ha

Wishywashywanker t1_j5sdi3x wrote on January 25, 2023 at 5:37 AM

Is Nice Boy a new pronoun?

fakebrunetteho t1_j5sg2jy wrote on January 25, 2023 at 6:04 AM

Haha oh gosh

cmicatfish t1_j5q3u23 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:57 PM

A blonde, polish, teenager ..............

Alone-Oven3289 t1_j5pp4b2 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 6:27 PM

Shes not wrong, it would be jail over community service if the judge thought he was a threat to society

SoupeGoate22 t1_j5on2gb wrote on January 24, 2023 at 2:24 PM

Maybe she means volunteer work and her family is just assumptious.

PIERCING BAD

Just_the_doctor1988 t1_j5pcrh0 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:13 PM

Being 200 hours of community service.I believe the joke is her name is "200 hours of community service" and he is doing her.Unless I completely misunderstood their comment

Chartercarter t1_j5pkan9 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:58 PM

You very much completely misunderstood the joke.

The joke is that the girl thinks he's nice because he's helping the community, whereas the reality is that he's a criminal and that was his sentence.

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Wonderful-Set1701 t1_j5odi1a wrote on January 24, 2023 at 1:07 PM

Why the hell are u downvoted?

Just_the_doctor1988 t1_j5p64cr wrote on January 24, 2023 at 4:31 PM

Yeah I don't get it either someone up there literally made the same Joke...

finniebearrr t1_j5pbgkt wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:05 PM

What joke?

Confident-Money140 t1_j5qdq3t wrote on January 24, 2023 at 8:57 PM

Holy shit everyone but the fourth comment is downvoted

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