Submitted by Merlins_Owl t3_10pkpwi in Jokes
Finding a scorpion in your underwear
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m5paradiso t1_j6l0auv wrote
Finding a face drawn on your penis?
[deleted] t1_j6l0xy5 wrote
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asternhandle t1_j6l1iwm wrote
Also, the holocaust.
BartVanderlay t1_j6l1o2b wrote
A vain in your hotdog !
slobbyrobb t1_j6l435t wrote
Getting raped
braxes81 t1_j6l473y wrote
What's worse than finding a scorpion hiding in your underwear?
Not finding the scorpion hiding in your underwear.
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l47i0 wrote
Finding ransomware on your PC.
leelooflanagan t1_j6l9rs3 wrote
Finding half a worm
Richinwalla t1_j6la4ye wrote
What’s worse than pecker tracks on your zipper? Zipper tracks on your pecker.
[deleted] t1_j6litmq wrote
That’s not worse at all
Mihu_Jwang t1_j6lt53h wrote
>What’s worse than finding a worm in your Apple?
Your joke.
Bugtotes t1_j6m8fa7 wrote
Finding an apple in your worm
Merlins_Owl OP t1_j6mpxfl wrote
I’ll concede your point but I won’t give an inch more, lol
Even-Cat4294 t1_j6l03ql wrote
Stepping on a landmine.