Plastic surgeon : You’re lucky it’s a boy. We will perform a circumcision and reconstruct the eyelid with the foreskin. Mom (not entirely reassured): Will he be ok ? Will he be cockeyed?

Plastic surgeon : Oh no Ma’am, in fact he will have foresight.

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ih8amlo t1_j6ogp5d wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:48 PM

#1,677,153

Technically, it'd be both.

Adorable-Sprinkles27 t1_j6oi7m7 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:57 PM

#1,677,651

Good joke, I enjoyed it.

BKStephens t1_j6orrn2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:56 PM

#1,681,191

In rare cases he'll be both short, and long sighted, or shlong sighted.

berkleysquare t1_j6ou459 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM

#1,682,035

Did she leave a tip.

Remorseful_User t1_j6ouhuf wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM

#1,682,208

So using a butt cheek would be best...

in hindsight, which is 20/20.

vartha t1_j6oy2aa wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:35 PM

#1,683,625

Poor boy. So young and already has wrinkles.

speed_sound t1_j6pbsra wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:03 PM

#1,689,522

More like circum-vision, AMIRITE?!

theblackbeltsurfer t1_j6pcw0b wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:10 PM

#1,689,997

This joke was originally told by Aussie comedian Rodney Rude

Bdellio t1_j6pear5 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:20 PM

#1,690,714

Wood eye! Wood eye!

Waitsfornoone t1_j6pfca7 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

#1,691,228

Plastic Surgeons are not known for their humor.