Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l3zyt wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:18 AM

Oooh! Mind if I try a variation?

Chuck Norris hit what would have been the longest home run in MLB history, except that the ball was caught. By Chuck Norris.

Zylstra_Logan OP t1_j6l508i wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:26 AM

😂even better

Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l8b6e wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:50 AM

Did you come up with the original yourself? I think it's a great contribution to the sub-genre of Chuck Norris jokes. I'm happy if I helped polish the diamond a little.

Zylstra_Logan OP t1_j6lfqd6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:48 AM

Yes I did urs is definitely better tho

Creatic87 t1_j6m13kg wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:30 AM

Chuck norris did a slam dunk once. It is more commonly known as the San Andreas Fault now.

Nanoro615 t1_j6ns98s wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:18 PM

He tried to crack one open with the boys once... We call the location of this momentous event, "The Grand Canyon".

adamempathy t1_j6lxbv2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:43 AM

It was an attempt at a bunt

Aldrakev t1_j6owqyu wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:27 PM

me made sure to sign the ball before he played so the aliens would know who gave them a ball.

BuckshotPA t1_j6p1mlu wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:57 PM

It wasn't really that hard to catch, he only had to turn around and wait for it to come around the planet.

Bounceupandown t1_j6p9mpm wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:49 PM

Chuck Morris thought he was wrong once but he was mistaken

[deleted] t1_j6lt7ra wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:55 AM

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OnlyMortal666 t1_j6nuq1b wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:33 PM

It hit him in the back of the head while he was still at the home base.

RevolutionaryAd94 t1_j6nwx51 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:46 PM

Chuck Norris won Rookie of the Year. 3 consecutive seasons.

Leftygoleft999 t1_j6nxdwj wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:49 PM

Chuck Norris averaged 5 hits a game before he even left the dugout

[deleted] t1_j6kzne3 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:46 AM