Submitted by LFC_Myersmad_316 t3_10lvguz in Jokes
The wheelchair
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OranguPanda t1_j5z7qtj wrote
Damn. You got me good.
JRychley t1_j5z9eae wrote
In layman's terms, a vegetable is someone who is basically brain-alive, but their body doesn't work
Neat-Cold-7235 t1_j5za5tx wrote
r/darkhumor
bigbalz t1_j5zalki wrote
I’d argue the wheelchair isn’t really part of her. The way I’ve heard this joke before is: what’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her out of the wheelchair first.
LFC_Myersmad_316 OP t1_j5zklio wrote
Desperate_Two3602 t1_j5zpk9s wrote
What's the favourite vegetable of Germany? Michael Schumacher
LFC_Myersmad_316 OP t1_j5zpnhb wrote
Harsh but funny as hell
DrBarry_McCockiner t1_j5zshyc wrote
only if you play the Uno reverse card on them
Ilike4play t1_j5ztddo wrote
The ventilator.
TSnowCrash t1_j60h6lh wrote
Not with that attitude.
ArchongusMcSkongus t1_j60lrmo wrote
The whole iron lung
sheshopelesslyinlove t1_j60xxd2 wrote
Huh?
OH
EccentricNarwhal t1_j60ytvo wrote
I was gonna say the table, but damn
PcUvSht t1_j613rbd wrote
Just woke up, opened reddit and saw this. I was still out of it and this fucking me off guard. Hit me like a brick my dad once used on me. Did a double take and got a good chuckle out of it. Good one op lol
LFC_Myersmad_316 OP t1_j619l0h wrote
drbobsled t1_j61c0ug wrote
The apostrophe?
credditfarabuletin t1_j61d6xn wrote
and the spectacles. RIP Mr. Hawking
SnooCheesecakes4577 t1_j620iv0 wrote
Damnit. Invite please.
xxspicynuggetxx t1_j6220ud wrote
Same please
iLaughWhenKidsFall t1_j624c9z wrote
Could you also invite me please
BeerJunky t1_j62av65 wrote
The first time I heard this joke I laughed so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur.
Otherwise_Guard_3340 t1_j62gejp wrote
Diaper
aKILeeez t1_j62kh6q wrote
Infinite-Walk-4390 t1_j62p93g wrote
What is his favorite Band? Rammstein
Disastrous-Blood6255 t1_j62w9i9 wrote
Invite me please.
TheTroller7777 t1_j62xpwm wrote
Invite please.
Unlucky-Cricket-9578 t1_j62zz4j wrote
[deleted] t1_j630lck wrote
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cheezle87 t1_j635jb9 wrote
Sam2733 t1_j6364ig wrote
Please invite me too
brucewayne_37 t1_j636gq8 wrote
Please invite
Zarkyello t1_j638437 wrote
Can you translate it in spanish please?
dadofminions t1_j63ac88 wrote
Oh yes please - comedy vs the line!
stanleyxxx641 t1_j63bqxh wrote
invite me please
Hmar193 t1_j63gb16 wrote
me too please ..:)
rodolfocmendes t1_j63l8w9 wrote
Invite please! 😁
Echo_Cloud123 t1_j63n2nt wrote
Invite please
Shpadoinkle3052 t1_j63pi1x wrote
Invite please
kopps7 t1_j63r5ky wrote
invite plz
Various-Cockroach-48 t1_j63vbm4 wrote
The table
gmox15 t1_j646q59 wrote
Invite please
Zigurant8 t1_j64bul8 wrote
Que parte de el vegetal no te puedes comer?
...La silla de ruedas
immortalizerlasvegas t1_j657war wrote
Technical_Chemist_54 t1_j696inc wrote
Please invite
No_Warthog_3584 t1_j69yeau wrote
Toe nails
tmanXX t1_j6bgahf wrote
Veg cause the rest is etable
jasonvoorheeheehee t1_j6nr5pc wrote
Invite please!
amateuR_memes t1_j5z7qdi wrote
Yeah I don't get it