Make me one with everything!
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PlungesIntoTheVoid t1_j6f9cnk wrote
So the hotdog vendor gives him the most amazing hotdog and says, that will be $5 The Buddhist gives him a twenty
PlungesIntoTheVoid t1_j6f9dms wrote
And waits
PlungesIntoTheVoid t1_j6f9whl wrote
And finally says: where’s my change?
The hotdog vendor replies: change only comes from within.
palebluedotcitizen t1_j6k6u6l wrote
A Christopher Hitchens classic
PlungesIntoTheVoid t1_j6f9f71 wrote
And waits
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sanpawl t1_j6faad3 wrote
The Buddhist gave the hot dog guy a $20 and ask for change.
But the hot dog guy said, ‟change must come from within.”
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711Lexip t1_j6fj0if wrote
Vender?
leonscum t1_j6fkvgo wrote
Yeah, Vender Gender Bender.
Mysterious_Variety76 t1_j6gr9oy wrote
Make me One with all
flodge123 t1_j6h82lp wrote
"Your buns are so soft."
maxchris t1_j6f90pa wrote
Why did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor when asked to pay? Be the change you seek!
AcrossChoke48 t1_j6fb6lp wrote
After paying with a $20, the Buddhist was waiting for his change.
The hotdog vendor says, ‟what are you waiting for, change comes from within.”
leonscum t1_j6flcj6 wrote
And after he ate it, he said. "Wanna rub my Budda belly?"
contraries t1_j6fb0rv wrote
Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired? He kept listing the cause of death as birth