Why did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor when asked to pay? Be the change you seek!

So the hotdog vendor gives him the most amazing hotdog and says, that will be $5 The Buddhist gives him a twenty

And waits

And waits

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And finally says: where’s my change?

The hotdog vendor replies: change only comes from within.

The Buddhist gave the hot dog guy a $20 and ask for change.

But the hot dog guy said, ‟change must come from within.”

Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired? He kept listing the cause of death as birth

After paying with a $20, the Buddhist was waiting for his change.

The hotdog vendor says, ‟what are you waiting for, change comes from within.”

Vender?

Yeah, Vender Gender Bender.

And after he ate it, he said. "Wanna rub my Budda belly?"

Make me One with all

"Your buns are so soft."

A Christopher Hitchens classic