Submitted by aconcernedvegetable t3_10kz75w in Jokes
orionparrott t1_j5x0p3c wrote
A mobius stripper walks into a bar. Bartender: this ain’t that kind of bar.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xl043 wrote
Yall setting the bar pretty low on the dad jokes today.
orionparrott t1_j5xl1yc wrote
I just became a dad. I’ll get better.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xlb9k wrote
Congratulations on the new baby! I wish for you to have plenty of sleep ♥
LiterateGuineapig t1_j5xnqpj wrote
Congratulations!
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