Submitted by santobaloto t3_10nsxwz in Jokes
If you do it a lot of times a day it's not gonna be very hard. And when you finish it feels great
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tacotruckaddict t1_j6cbuqt wrote
Yeah, they told me that at Catholic school, too
99zmb t1_j6f0qgl wrote
r/therealjoke
Player924444444 t1_j6anph3 wrote
At the end of the day don't get much out of it.
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StinkyLettuce t1_j6bzzzm wrote
confucious say
procrastination like masturbation
feel good at time
but in end only fucking self
math_debates t1_j6e4kkk wrote
Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways only going to Bangkok.
Clue_Loose t1_j6b4trr wrote
If you do either one too much you’ll go blind.
ztreHdrahciR t1_j6an9lb wrote
This is a "stroke" of genius
mightyjoe227 t1_j6anq5g wrote
Just yanking my chain...
Waitsfornoone t1_j6b08hp wrote
Appro of nothing ...
This joke sent me off on a trail of jokes on reddit, until I ran across one of the all-time classic r/TIFU posts. The guy posts that he has sex to the rhythm of songs, and his GF asked him to stop playing his favorite song to have sex with. the post had over 180K votes.
Why? Because it's one the most asinine song you could imagine trying to make love with.
I haven't stopped laughing, and when my wife called out from the other room" "What is that shit music you're paying?" I really lost it.
Go ahead - You can thank me later.
santobaloto OP t1_j6b5roh wrote
Thanks bro, I laughed my ass off with this
Wide_Conflict9235 t1_j6eppox wrote
Holy shit, thanks for a great laugh! 😂😂
Comfortable-Heron450 t1_j6aq6f8 wrote
You really need to study and stop worrying about your Dick
Independent-Way5465 t1_j6as89b wrote
I put way too much time into it
LordMeme42 t1_j6c6obp wrote
Keeps you from getting fucked if you do it all the time.
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Morphinepill t1_j6dyw08 wrote
They both are heavily dependent on pencil sharpeners
ImOnlyBored t1_j6czhkc wrote
My mum does it for me
Remarkable_Band_8435 t1_j6c1301 wrote
It should become easier and more enjoyable with practice.
Potential_Ant_9890 t1_j6ci613 wrote
When done in group, makes it a lot easier
ShokaLGBT t1_j6cmlqk wrote
Because it’s shakin in both
iyasareru t1_j6cu135 wrote
I always equate masturbating to school loans… it’s fun while it lasts, but after you’re done… you realise that you just fucked yourself
Peteispeteispete t1_j6d1kdy wrote
Like all self improvement, is just inherently is.
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adam4231 t1_j6ejg36 wrote
They both send you to sleep
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No_Witness9566 t1_j6fpy0c wrote
When you're finished, it feels great.
math_debates t1_j6bhdvk wrote
It's easier when your teacher helps.