Submitted by mmazza86 t3_100oy7b in Jokes

the plane is going down, the pilots bailed, it’s going to crash. there’s 4 of them and only 3 parachutes … tiger woods says “i’m the best golfer in the world, i think i should get a parachute.” everyone agrees, tiger woods takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. elon musk says “i’m the smartest man in the world, i think i should get a parachute.” everyone agrees, elon musk jumps out of the plane. the pope tells the college student “my son, take this last parachute and live a long happy life.” the college student says “we can both go. the smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”

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