"I'm afraid we have some bad news," the Mother Superior says. "It appears one of you has been sneaking out and sinning behind the chapel walls."
99 nuns gasp, 1 nun giggles.
"We know this because we found a used condom just outside the gates."
99 nuns gasp, 1 nun giggles.
"And," Mother Superior continues, "the condom was broken."
1 nun gasps, 99 nuns giggle.