A man and his suicidal horse walk into a bar

Submitted by CitCat0 t3_11ehhjt in Jokes

The man says to the bartender, "Bartender! Get me the best wings you have and make it quick as I am quite hungry right now."

With his eyes lit up, the horse turns to his owner and asks, "How hungry?"

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Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jaebzg4 wrote

And the horse said “No sir, I didn’t like it”

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MtPollux t1_jae3821 wrote

Explain?

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SaxySam816 t1_jae3d6q wrote

There’s a common phrase in America, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!”

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SSSpectator t1_jae8iiw wrote

The horse is willing to let his partner eat him to avoid starvation, that’s true partnership

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jae9qnd wrote

I must admit the suicidal horse made me smile. Have a vote for that.

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