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goddamnmike t1_j9ua8z4 wrote

It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.

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[deleted] OP t1_j9ubdgs wrote

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goddamnmike t1_j9ud1ym wrote

Sick comeback, now hear this... yo momma's so stupid she thought judo was what they used to make bagels! Yo momma's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a mistake.

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[deleted] OP t1_j9uf4ml wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_j9ughag wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_j9ugmvh wrote

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goddamnmike t1_j9uk1j1 wrote

You need to do better than repeat what I just said. If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your momma's chin.

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Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9umca8 wrote

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