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windmillninja t1_j9aqecg wrote

“Bless your heart” if you’re from the south

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Mike102072 t1_j9av94b wrote

Inside every bless your heart is a tiny little fuck you.

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wiltedham t1_j9ck60p wrote

In Canada, we say "okay there bud."

It's our way of saying "fuck you"

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ambermage t1_j9e3jyo wrote

I'm not your "bud," guy.

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wiltedham t1_j9e4nue wrote

I'm not yer guy, pal

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groverjuicy t1_j9eb91e wrote

Yeah, nah. Cheers cunt.

Greetings from Oz!

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wiltedham t1_j9ec3kt wrote

I work with a ton of aussies, I get called a cunt more often than not. I was put off, until I went drinking with them, and they explained that "strangers are called mate, your mates are cunts. There's a difference, ya fuckin bogan"

I still don't know what bogan means... do I want to know?

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groverjuicy t1_j9ed29k wrote

They may be leading you astray, a bogan is a westie, a wanker, trash

If they called you a cunt though then you're alright. They reckon you're OK.

You must be a top cunt. That's good. A low cunt is a fucken dog.

Good on ya.

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Constantine1900 t1_j9flzvt wrote

It's the same thing for Canadians when we say sorry or excuse me to a stranger/tourist bumping into us or otherwise interferes with us going about our Canadian thing.

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Sunastar t1_j9e18wq wrote

I have to add a prefix, “Well” and an oh so slight head tilt.

Well (tiny but noticeable pause), bless your heart.

My grandmother, born in 1899, was a Master.

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