Submitted by MadisonPearGarden t3_11cyipt in Jokes
15mg_MaleNurse_STAT t1_ja6sxoy wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Because its not the devil that makes hell horrible, its God. God sends all the people he doesnt like, lile those who mix two kinds of fabrics, or children who tease the bald, to hell.
Satan just lives there, hes chill. He wouldnt want to torture anyone but set them free from tyranny
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja6yjtc wrote
Actually OT doesn’t have Hell (or Satan for that matter).
Morthra t1_ja74wbc wrote
Eh, Satan exists in the OT - the Hebrew root for Satan means “adversary” - but not as a jailer of the damned type deal. Satan is just a role that a being takes to test people’s faith.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja755qe wrote
Yep, fair enough, I stand corrected, he is the one "prosecuting" Job.
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