Submitted by FPSCanarussia t3_118ov2e in Jokes
Just--Stuff t1_j9jebls wrote
Reply to comment by Akbeardman in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
You must mention how he chugged 2 gallons of cyanide before he did all this
TexWolf84 t1_j9kgrmv wrote
But he did put a safety rope around his neck before he fell out of the window.
Clean_Internet t1_j9ktnsg wrote
The safety rope kept him safely hung for a bit, but then snapped and he fell the next 14 stories
Weird-Analysis5522 t1_j9laeqx wrote
Into a pack of starving dogs
FishermanBig4009 t1_j9m6ynu wrote
And a bath filled with sulfuric acid.
Not_Artifical t1_j9n9vp7 wrote
With biohazards from his body
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Godzilla-1995 t1_j9novxs wrote
Was this before or after he stabbed himself in the kidney fifty-three times?
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