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B_Crimpysnitch t1_ja5cg1l wrote

My sister at her bat mitzvah

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Jagasi t1_ja6q4jk wrote

I’m Jewish, and laughed so hard I couldn’t catch my breath for a solid moment. This is the better answer.

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RyanM1977 t1_ja5ql84 wrote

I asked my gf this question and she said “your mom”.

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Important_Muffin_212 t1_ja515d9 wrote

I like to walk my cow through the vineyard.

I herd it through the grapevine.

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aboradrenege984 t1_ja517op wrote

Actually, being that she is dead she would fall into the category of ground beef...

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Mrofcourse t1_ja5d8cg wrote

Thanks I’ll add this to my long list of cow jokes. Tbh it’s a rare medium well done.

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bankableTwopence19 t1_ja50i77 wrote

Actually she only has one leg now thanks to gangrene.

But thanks for your kindness as she's extremely self conscious about it.

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Brenden-H t1_ja5gkex wrote

Amy schumer? Lizzo? Whoopie goldberg?

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