He holds up two fingers and says five beers bartender.
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kalysti t1_ja08rco wrote
Then he crosses his fingers and says, "Ten more."
futilelyportray92 t1_ja095ov wrote
A cannibal walks into a bar and holds up two fingers...
And says, ‟I need a beer to wash these down”
Background_Touchdown t1_ja0achw wrote
He holds up one finger and says...
"Acknowledge me!"
Improv13 t1_ja0jabb wrote
A man walks into a bar and holds up one finger and says to the bartender “10 beers please.”
The bartender gives the man the beers and the man asks “how much do I owe you?”
The bartender responds “nothing. Purple Heart winners drink for free here you hero.”
MrPrul t1_ja0l3vk wrote
Peace
VeritosCogitos t1_ja0oixk wrote
Not on my watch ;)
mortuus_est_iterum t1_ja10ssd wrote
Roman: "Bartender, I'll have a martinus."
Bartender: "You mean a martini?"
Roman: "If I wanted a double, I would have said so!"
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Morty
MoonMan12321 t1_ja2pwb4 wrote
His face was shot or something?
Gil-Gandel t1_ja352gt wrote
He's lost the other nine digits.
MoonMan12321 t1_ja383xp wrote
NDodma01 t1_ja3e3j2 wrote
Bar keeper says, wow, that’s some size of nose you’ve got there Brutus. Yes, I know, the man replies, it’s a Roman nose. Roams all over my face.
scanlor t1_ja3w13j wrote
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
adogg4629 t1_ja4u5yy wrote
He changed his mind and held up three fingers and asked for four beers. Then he thought again and held up three fingers and asked for six beers.
Felix_likes_tofu t1_ja4uho0 wrote
What did the Roman say when he found the pirate's treasure map?
"Nah, ain't gonna sail over there for lousy ten bucks"
perspectivecheck2022 t1_ja7nmyv wrote
What an ancient joke.
warren_728 t1_ja08bq9 wrote
I, for one, like Roman numerals