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kalysti t1_ja08rco wrote

Then he crosses his fingers and says, "Ten more."

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futilelyportray92 t1_ja095ov wrote

A cannibal walks into a bar and holds up two fingers...

And says, ‟I need a beer to wash these down”

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Improv13 t1_ja0jabb wrote

A man walks into a bar and holds up one finger and says to the bartender “10 beers please.”

The bartender gives the man the beers and the man asks “how much do I owe you?”

The bartender responds “nothing. Purple Heart winners drink for free here you hero.”

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mortuus_est_iterum t1_ja10ssd wrote

Roman: "Bartender, I'll have a martinus."

Bartender: "You mean a martini?"

Roman: "If I wanted a double, I would have said so!"

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Morty

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NDodma01 t1_ja3e3j2 wrote

Bar keeper says, wow, that’s some size of nose you’ve got there Brutus. Yes, I know, the man replies, it’s a Roman nose. Roams all over my face.

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scanlor t1_ja3w13j wrote

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

The Roman replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

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adogg4629 t1_ja4u5yy wrote

He changed his mind and held up three fingers and asked for four beers. Then he thought again and held up three fingers and asked for six beers.

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Felix_likes_tofu t1_ja4uho0 wrote

What did the Roman say when he found the pirate's treasure map?

"Nah, ain't gonna sail over there for lousy ten bucks"

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