She wanted a daughter so bad
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MyChildIsEvil t1_ja95gj6 wrote
She wanted a princess, she got a queen
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DownerW t1_ja6kv2x wrote
Oh noooo, I just got it.
T-BONEandtheFAM t1_ja7nlxq wrote
Scrolled on for a few and then it hit me
PQ01 t1_ja6m8v7 wrote
Minute and a half later, me too. Now I can't stop chuckling.
pat700 t1_ja6ta6x wrote
And now you're all grown up and tuck yourself in
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Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_ja9cggb wrote
Lmao Buffalo Bill has entered the chat!!
LoyeDamnCrowe t1_ja9tzsv wrote
He puts the lotion on his skin.
oundhakar t1_ja7co63 wrote
OK, now I understand why Tucker Carlson is that way.
mcramsay t1_ja7qd99 wrote
laughs hysterically
BathroomCareful23 t1_jaa2fts wrote
I regret that I have but one upvote to give
Extension-Camera3668 t1_ja6n1mo wrote
Can imagine Eddie Murphy using this joke during his standup shows
DWright_5 t1_ja6q4q4 wrote
I don’t get it. Please explain?
Psyman2 OP t1_ja6s2id wrote
Tucking it in means being put into bed and covered with a bedsheet, but also putting your dick between your legs. It's a play on words.
Nonsense7740 t1_ja6xtuc wrote
>but also putting your dick between your legs.
I still don't get it, isn't your dick supposed to be between your legs? How does that relate to her wanting a daughter?
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja6ybx5 wrote
I think the idea is that the mother literally tucked the dick so far back that it appeared OP didn’t have one.
Nonsense7740 t1_ja6zncm wrote
Ah i see
alchippa t1_ja7a0wn wrote
well, if she was any successful, you shouldn't see
_JohnWisdom t1_ja9r3na wrote
Ah I don’t see
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_ja99od6 wrote
Not if they did it right....
Legba012 t1_ja7aa84 wrote
Google “buffalo bill goodbye horses”. You can thank me later.
Different-Tie-1085 t1_ja9k2pi wrote
Omg, smh! Thanks 😁
Different-Tie-1085 t1_ja9k7ln wrote
I needed a good laugh!
azorianmilk t1_ja6zsxq wrote
Ask RuPaul. She knows the tuck.
No-Ad9854 t1_jaab7d6 wrote
HEH "SHE KNOWS THE TUCK"
kitkat_kathone t1_ja7injo wrote
For trans folks/drag performers, you basically kinda...wrap it down and underneath, like you're pulling it in towards your butt. It makes it less obvious there's a bulge there.
Boot_Effective t1_jabgo2v wrote
And the balls make a huge cameltoe.
kitkat_kathone t1_jabne7w wrote
If you do it the extreme way you can literally put your balls back where they dropped from lol
Overdog_McNab t1_ja7ptbr wrote
2 examples in movies that I can think of are at the end of Ace Ventura and a scene in the Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill dresses up as a "Lady" Hope that helps
aenimal1985 t1_ja81laf wrote
Are we forgetting Clerks 2?
EarlyFinger3255 t1_ja9dasg wrote
Don't forget Buffalo Bob in Joe Dirt. "Nuthin happened, I swear."
TomoyoHoshijiro t1_jaayx3d wrote
Now here I thought that the mother would wrap the blankets around to make it look like a dress.
DWright_5 t1_ja6s4yv wrote
Ah ok. Never heard the latter before. But really…. This isn’t much of a joke, is it?
wotmate t1_ja6sxb1 wrote
She kept trying to push his penis back into his body so it would become a vagina
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ElGrandeKahuna t1_ja70cus wrote
Ace will explain all https://youtu.be/LCwjyTg5p2g
No-Ad9854 t1_jaaagr5 wrote
"Buffalo bill" was the name the press/feds called Hanibal lecter(Anthony Hopkins) in that movie "silence of the lambs" before they know his real name..that clear it up for ya..Any🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
Strange_Specific t1_ja6v2p2 wrote
Is this Buffalo Bill?
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Dashover t1_ja9c818 wrote
Mangina
MoronTheBall t1_ja9ft58 wrote
The result of drinking too much Baileys from a shoe and playing too many Love Games
intheyard305 t1_ja8g3kr wrote
You mom still tucks me in☺️
ChilliPeppah1 t1_jaahkpo wrote
Probably made for an interesting cameltoe
Bugtotes t1_jab4lf4 wrote
Those are called moose-knuckles now.
SomugaienParfu t1_jabcdo9 wrote
As soon as I saw the title, I immediately expected the worst. Good to see I'm not the only degenerate.
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Confident_Program_36 t1_ja75ovv wrote
Can’t imagine what i would do in your situation
StatusBuddy8490 t1_ja7v2io wrote
I don't get it.
DutchOfBurdock t1_ja8y73a wrote
What's that between your le... OHHH MY GOD!
PurpleIndependence54 t1_ja9e3dc wrote
LMAO!
Own-Knowledge3781 t1_ja9evwk wrote
Hang in there.
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_ja9kpz7 wrote
At that age if she touches it ,it would almost be impossible to tuck , without relieving the pressure or tying it down.
Adventurous_Union_85 t1_jaanvoz wrote
More like r/TwoSentenceHorror
Vast_Cricket t1_jaaqazz wrote
sweet dreams
gin_and_toxic t1_jaatr21 wrote
/r/HolUp
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jaav266 wrote
Oof
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IMSEXYANDIKNOWIT69 t1_jaawxwd wrote
Good Thing She died
Medical_Arrival_3880 t1_jaaz8yr wrote
From the backside, it's called a "Fruit Basket"
Bugtotes t1_jab4o6u wrote
With a chocolate center
LlamaLlumps t1_jab0x5h wrote
Ohh...!
Maj_BeauKhaki t1_jabb829 wrote
I don't Gaetz it.
Capt_Den t1_jabhmjd wrote
She handled the situation in the best way she could.
EvilRoySl t1_jadvfid wrote
Tell that at an LGBTQI convention, lol.
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aripruthi t1_ja8e07o wrote
Sheldon??
kriscsc09 t1_ja6kcl6 wrote
What a drag.