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DownerW t1_ja6kv2x wrote

Oh noooo, I just got it.

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PQ01 t1_ja6m8v7 wrote

Minute and a half later, me too. Now I can't stop chuckling.

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Extension-Camera3668 t1_ja6n1mo wrote

Can imagine Eddie Murphy using this joke during his standup shows

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DWright_5 t1_ja6q4q4 wrote

I don’t get it. Please explain?

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Psyman2 OP t1_ja6s2id wrote

Tucking it in means being put into bed and covered with a bedsheet, but also putting your dick between your legs. It's a play on words.

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Nonsense7740 t1_ja6xtuc wrote

>but also putting your dick between your legs.

I still don't get it, isn't your dick supposed to be between your legs? How does that relate to her wanting a daughter?

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amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja6ybx5 wrote

I think the idea is that the mother literally tucked the dick so far back that it appeared OP didn’t have one.

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kitkat_kathone t1_ja7injo wrote

For trans folks/drag performers, you basically kinda...wrap it down and underneath, like you're pulling it in towards your butt. It makes it less obvious there's a bulge there.

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Boot_Effective t1_jabgo2v wrote

And the balls make a huge cameltoe.

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kitkat_kathone t1_jabne7w wrote

If you do it the extreme way you can literally put your balls back where they dropped from lol

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Overdog_McNab t1_ja7ptbr wrote

2 examples in movies that I can think of are at the end of Ace Ventura and a scene in the Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill dresses up as a "Lady" Hope that helps

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EarlyFinger3255 t1_ja9dasg wrote

Don't forget Buffalo Bob in Joe Dirt. "Nuthin happened, I swear."

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TomoyoHoshijiro t1_jaayx3d wrote

Now here I thought that the mother would wrap the blankets around to make it look like a dress.

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DWright_5 t1_ja6s4yv wrote

Ah ok. Never heard the latter before. But really…. This isn’t much of a joke, is it?

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Psyman2 OP t1_ja6scbc wrote

It is a joke :)

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wotmate t1_ja6sxb1 wrote

She kept trying to push his penis back into his body so it would become a vagina

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No-Ad9854 t1_jaaagr5 wrote

"Buffalo bill" was the name the press/feds called Hanibal lecter(Anthony Hopkins) in that movie "silence of the lambs" before they know his real name..that clear it up for ya..Any🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??

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Dashover t1_ja9c818 wrote

Mangina

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MoronTheBall t1_ja9ft58 wrote

The result of drinking too much Baileys from a shoe and playing too many Love Games

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intheyard305 t1_ja8g3kr wrote

You mom still tucks me in☺️

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ChilliPeppah1 t1_jaahkpo wrote

Probably made for an interesting cameltoe

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Bugtotes t1_jab4lf4 wrote

Those are called moose-knuckles now.

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SomugaienParfu t1_jabcdo9 wrote

As soon as I saw the title, I immediately expected the worst. Good to see I'm not the only degenerate.

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DutchOfBurdock t1_ja8y73a wrote

What's that between your le... OHHH MY GOD!

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Strict_Succotash8908 t1_ja9kpz7 wrote

At that age if she touches it ,it would almost be impossible to tuck , without relieving the pressure or tying it down.

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Capt_Den t1_jabhmjd wrote

She handled the situation in the best way she could.

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EvilRoySl t1_jadvfid wrote

Tell that at an LGBTQI convention, lol.

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