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gcxcminer t1_j9tr8c4 wrote

Damn. I’m swiss and I’ve never heard this joke before.

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Leather-You4318 t1_j9ts4o6 wrote

There is a village in Austria called Hell. And I think that it's frozen over right now.

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Zaur0x t1_j9tt4xq wrote

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Idk, but the flag is a big plus

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TheAres1999 t1_j9tz2vu wrote

I wonder what else it could be equal to

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rehlanbelder t1_j9u6gve wrote

There’s a flag with a minus, a flag with a plus, a flag worth a multiplication symbol, but no division… I suppose such a flag wouldn’t be very unifying.

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Incubuzzer t1_j9u6nbk wrote

Comedy 8/10 - solid twist
Logic NA/10 -
Punch line 7.5/10 - good twist on a classic
Hook 6/10 - avg hook

Overall 7.25/10 - good joke

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Leather-You4318 t1_j9u9ps4 wrote

Replying to swampthing117 (#1,966,281)

A guy died and went up to meet St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says: "We will give you a choice. You can go down to hell and take a look there, and you can take a look here. Then you make your choice, but once it is made, your choice applies for all eternity."

So the guy looks inside Heaven, and all he sees are people sitting on clouds and playing harps. He goes down to Hell, and he sees people playing golf, drinking at the bar, chatting up young ladies at the pool and so on. The Devil says to him: "we'd love to have you on board."

So he goes back to St. Peter and says: I've made my choice. I am going down below. "

"OK," says St. Peter, "off you go."

So the next day he finds himself in hell, where the landscape is all just ash, lit by the glow of volcanoes, and the people screaming as they try to find a place that doesn't burn their feet. So our guy seeks out the devil again.

"What happened to the place that was here yesterday." he says.

"Well," says the devil, "yesterday we were recruiting. Today, you'r hired"

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Wadsworth_McStumpy t1_j9ubjyi wrote

The two worst things about Austria are that you're always getting confused with a different country, and all the kangaroos jumping around.

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borazine t1_j9uy2y6 wrote

I grew up in a fairly rainy city but folks warned me that in Austria the weather there is always Wetter

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japamais t1_j9uyycp wrote

Them refusing to serve me Schnitzel with sauce.

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Dolfan1963 t1_j9vgf6x wrote

Meanwhile, Switzerland is a positive nation…

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jaggoffsmirnoff t1_j9vkl5t wrote

As far as I'm concerned, their complete lack of kangaroos and boomerangs.

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Think_Rub_7667 t1_j9vklnh wrote

I read it as Australia and I was like…do I not know what the Australian flag looks like?

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D2988 t1_j9vomb5 wrote

I mean probably Hitler?

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tortured_pencil t1_j9vppl5 wrote

Replying to japamais (#1,972,618)

Schnitzel with sauce is an insult bad enough. But if you really, really want to piss off any austrian living or dead, say "Schnitzel with Tunke".

(Tunke is the german word for sauce - german as in Tourist from Germany.)

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chrisofduke t1_j9vu6o3 wrote

I dunno, the sausages could be the wurst

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Ogfrebu83 t1_j9w4t44 wrote

Are there flags with street signs instead of math symbols? (Maths aren't popular)

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Carteeg_Struve t1_j9w50nk wrote

The kangaroos.

I mean, they should be in Australia! What are they doing in Europe?

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BrapzXD t1_j9w8egw wrote

"Austria? Well good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."

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mmarks1138 t1_j9wh9rp wrote

Well, that’s not the Wurst thing.

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Atlas_7000 t1_j9wzrwk wrote

The fucking village and austrian artists who failed art school

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BelloBoss t1_j9x5ova wrote

There is a village called Intercourse in Pennsylvania

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ManWithRedCape t1_j9x6gnl wrote

It's name, as a kid i got confused a lot between austria & Australia and my marks were subtracted in the test cos' of this confusion.

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28_0931 t1_j9xiyoc wrote

Damn, I thought it was Hitler.

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kstew15401 t1_j9xt5md wrote

In Pennsylvania there's Intercourse , Mars and Beaver Falls.

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ccc888 t1_j9xty01 wrote

I hear the painters are pretty terrible.

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edgyguuuuuurl t1_j9xwngx wrote

Replying to 28_0931 (#1,988,484)

I'm Austrian and whenever the punchline to an Austria Joke isn't Hitler, I cry tears of joy. Fr tho, the punchline to every Austria joke should be Burgenland. Fuck Burgenland, worst state ever

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Cyberfury t1_j9yx3m5 wrote

If it was a plus there would have been at least one good thing about Austria

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OnyB1l t1_ja0qg8l wrote

Expected a hitler joke

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