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bainbrigge t1_jac6cxf wrote

A third cannibal was late so was given the cold shoulder

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dontheconqueror t1_jac8690 wrote

The first cannibal was furious and threw his hands into the air.

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Ojihawk t1_jadte02 wrote

Giving the second cannibal a leg up, for sure.

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Silt99 t1_jacefe8 wrote

That was funnier than the joke!

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MsBobbyJenkins t1_jadqn9b wrote

Two clowns are eating a cannibal and one says to the other 'i think we mixed this joke up'

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Eatthesewords t1_jadg5mk wrote

2 cannibals were eating spaghetti and one says "I really hate my mother in law." The other says "so just eat around her"

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DrRomeoChaire t1_jac5cus wrote

After a successful raid on a circus, one cannibal asked the other, "Does this clown taste funny to you?"

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socio-pathetic t1_jaclx6l wrote

And the second one says- You should have tasted her before she died!

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Chuck_Roaster t1_jacmn85 wrote

There’s something fishy about this comment…

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ABoyNamedSault t1_jacv0u9 wrote

Afterwards they had a shower and washed their hair with.........you guessed it........Head & Shoulders.

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Pining4theFjord t1_jaecrk3 wrote

Cannibal family dinner talk …

Kid: I hate grandpas guts! Parent: Keep eating or no dessert.

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ReviewGuilty5760 t1_jacivfu wrote

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, the first one says "does this taste funny to you?" The second one says no

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kompootor t1_jacul4t wrote

By beginning with "Two cannibals were...", you preview the punchline; which is fine enough since it's quite funny. But here's a possible amended setup:

> Two shipwrecked castaways are sitting down to their first real meal in weeks. The first one says: ...

This way, it's not completely obvious the punchline will be about cannibalism. I'm sure you could tighten the wording and further conceal it on the setup, making it even more effective.

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sorrysorrymybad t1_jacwzgg wrote

Nah, then the punch line gets muddied. Why does the second castaway now miss the sister? Is it because the first one brought it up?

By setting the scene of them being castaways the listener would more naturally attribute the missing-feeling to isolation as opposed to resource constraints.

Too easy to miss the punchline in the ambiguity. The original was fine.

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kompootor t1_jad59r9 wrote

You're right, the castaways doesn't work. There's gotta be another setup, though, that is a little more subtle than the the cannibals.

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whatwhatinthewhonow t1_jaegmle wrote

I get what you’re saying. The setup is that they’re cannibals and the punchline is that they’re cannibals. Maybe the punchline could change to make the sister a really good chef or something. I’m not gonna come up with it though, it’s up to you, kompootor.

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thecountnotthesaint t1_jae620p wrote

Do you know the most intense test of trust there is? Cannibal 69.

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BakedTatter t1_jaef66f wrote

I was at a dinner party hosted by a cannibal. The other guests were getting drunk and rowdy. I told him "I don't think I like your friends."

He said, "that's OK, just eat the salad."

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C_Alan t1_jaeohcm wrote

Two cannibalism were eating when on says: You know, I really don’t like my mother…. The other one says, What do you mean? You’ve had two helping.

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not_growing_up t1_jadvmav wrote

The cannibals decide to start at either end of their victim. After a while, the first asks "are you have a good time?" and the second says "yeah! I'm having a ball!". The second replies "slow down! You're eating too fast!"

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duglarri t1_jaermw6 wrote

"Your mother-in-law makes delicious soup."

"Yes. But only once."

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astropiea211 t1_jad8tt7 wrote

The first cannibal says to the second, if she was delicious, then I'm definitely having you for dessert.

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jinnmagick t1_jaecuos wrote

What is your definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving head

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Odd_Key_9339 t1_jaeo195 wrote

I don't know taste a little fishy to me

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Sparky-Malarky t1_jaf3i3r wrote

Two cannibals were sharing a guy. One said to the other "How are you doing?" The other replied "I’m having a ball!" The first one said "Oh, you should have started at this end."

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ReviewGuilty5760 t1_jacjjpd wrote

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, the first one says "does this taste funny to you?" The second one says no

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guppy2019 t1_jad957k wrote

It’s her famous clam chowder

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Gus_Harrington t1_jaesfj1 wrote

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny

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Expert-Warthog-7037 t1_jaeze96 wrote

A cannibal was late to the party. The host said "Sorry, everyone's eaten."

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