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Jaderholt439 t1_j9ye1gy wrote

I used to say something similar to guys at work. I’d say “hey, do u remember ur first bj?” They’d say, “oh yea” I’d say, “did he cum?”

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slibetah t1_ja0yvw6 wrote

That joke has more wrinkles than an old lady’s cunt.

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ClarityFractal t1_ja1icr7 wrote

But no more than your mums

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slibetah t1_ja1l35h wrote

You see that fire I built over there?

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Akshansh33Sharma t1_ja27gmj wrote

No, it's actually in the opposite direction, right next to where I fucked your mum

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slibetah t1_ja2kyew wrote

My mum passed like 20 years ago. You must have her confused with your own mum.

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someguy1620 t1_ja57s7r wrote

Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger?

I ran into him the other day and told me to say hi

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SilentJoe1986 OP t1_jac30ac wrote

I didn't even know Michael Jackson's monkey was still alive

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