Submitted by SilentJoe1986 t3_11bkr9n in Jokes
Then he came over to give me one. What a friend!
Comments
slibetah t1_ja0yvw6 wrote
That joke has more wrinkles than an old lady’s cunt.
ClarityFractal t1_ja1icr7 wrote
But no more than your mums
slibetah t1_ja1l35h wrote
You see that fire I built over there?
Akshansh33Sharma t1_ja27gmj wrote
No, it's actually in the opposite direction, right next to where I fucked your mum
slibetah t1_ja2kyew wrote
My mum passed like 20 years ago. You must have her confused with your own mum.
Akshansh33Sharma t1_ja2l7q4 wrote
More like she passed some farts during that session
SilentJoe1986 OP t1_ja30lac wrote
That explains why she didn't do much
UpbeatCheetah7710 t1_ja2qgx2 wrote
I guess you’d know.
Dymo1234 t1_j9yki38 wrote
You mean you used to retell a joke that was on the Sopranos? Well done.
TNTCactus t1_ja0f28e wrote
You hear that Tone?
Jaderholt439 t1_j9ypw1r wrote
I reckon that’s where I heard it
someguy1620 t1_ja57s7r wrote
Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger?
I ran into him the other day and told me to say hi
SilentJoe1986 OP t1_jac30ac wrote
I didn't even know Michael Jackson's monkey was still alive
jasong234 t1_j9ymyc5 wrote
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him the best sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
GeePedicy t1_j9z92ev wrote
You.
chenhanlin t1_ja1qxbm wrote
You, not me! I am me! You are you!
Substantial-diabetic t1_ja0b1zf wrote
I blew three jobs as well
SilentJoe1986 OP t1_ja0dkej wrote
TIL Steve had two brothers
[deleted] t1_ja2z9zg wrote
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Dumguy1214 t1_j9ymd6d wrote
David Gayheart
Mob_Rules1994 t1_ja22zi3 wrote
His mother, aunt and sister don't count 🤗
Mammoth_Jeweler3857 t1_ja2biog wrote
>My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. But should actually be written as
>My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out for three blow jobs<
SteveInitBro t1_ja2vpeb wrote
That makes no sense.
Jaderholt439 t1_j9ye1gy wrote
I used to say something similar to guys at work. I’d say “hey, do u remember ur first bj?” They’d say, “oh yea” I’d say, “did he cum?”