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CARNlV0RE t1_ja7jk9l wrote
Unfortunately, he was tortured with Vogon poetry
cornealDispute t1_ja7chk5 wrote
I do not mind reposts on this sub，but this was posted about 2 days ago.
Still funny tho.
heelspider t1_ja7gpgr wrote
I wish I would have read the punchline then.
jeroenT14 t1_ja7de9u wrote
My wife says I have two faults.Not listening to her and something else.
Antique_Direction255 t1_jadm3dp wrote
And then she says “you never tell me anything “. wTF?
DMsKitten t1_ja7s2et wrote
😁
sintakks t1_ja861ar wrote
Man, you took the words outta my mouth.
I_Suck_At_This_Too t1_ja7g85h wrote
To be fair some people just start talking and assume you're listening. If you want somebody to listen to you, you have to get their attention first.
MyHamburgerLovesMe t1_ja7y4pa wrote
Username checks out?
intheyard305 t1_ja8hj4f wrote
We're on the freeway. You gat my attention now
Whollydiscolor593 t1_ja7czgz wrote
‟You know,” said Arthur, ‟it‘s at times like this, when I‘m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I would listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
‟Why, what did she tell you?”
‟I do not know, I didn‘t listen.”
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― Douglas Adams