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booshtukka t1_ja34h83 wrote
What
Excellent-Direction4 t1_ja38i19 wrote
Executed for libel. Eva was made from penis bone (baculum) not rib
OphidianEtMalus t1_ja3cjkc wrote
This explains why humans are one of the few mammals without a baculum! Male chimp - baculum + God magic = human man and woman
hardcorpardcor1 t1_ja3skmt wrote
that’s a swing and a miss
lilamilasoho t1_ja48i0s wrote
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noposters t1_ja4d8r1 wrote
Awful
lilamilasoho t1_ja4hn61 wrote
Terrible joke. F-
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crispilly t1_ja4ijyr wrote
But that's just what YOU think/believe/whatever.. 😁
crispilly t1_ja4iu90 wrote
It's up to you to post a better one.
tomjam91 t1_ja4j5zp wrote
What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes on here recently? It's not 2007.
lilamilasoho t1_ja4jdmu wrote
LOL Awwwww....
drsideburns t1_ja4q1u0 wrote
I believe a Jesus died.
Everything else… not as much
rascible t1_ja4r8b0 wrote
Its cause his daddy needed a way to guilt trip billions of gullibles!
Daddy is omnipotent, so the whole deal was easily avoidable...
gamechampionx t1_ja4s6mz wrote
He was a bad hockey player. Kept getting nailed to the boards.
sleepismything t1_ja4uo0q wrote
If I could put bleach into my eyes to unsee this I would
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UN-TRUue t1_ja4zs6n wrote
Find God.
A_RAND0M_J3W t1_ja51rxb wrote
Barrens chat flashbacks intensify
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sausageslinger11 t1_ja53szo wrote
Why, is he lost? Is this gonna be like “Where’s Waldo”?
thamater t1_ja5fpnh wrote
Why did all the ladies love Jesus?
Cause he was hung like this:
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crispilly t1_ja6iexa wrote
Let's call that the "jesus eye bleach challenge"! The next internet hype going viral.
sleepismything t1_ja7947a wrote
Get a life
crispilly t1_ja7dfri wrote
Why? Then i would have 2. Oh wait, 2 lifes, that's like a resurrection...
Background_Craft2159 t1_ja2s64d wrote
Very nice