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StrangerSuspicious39 t1_jab7ztx wrote

a coyote tries to board a plane with two dead rabbits, the attendant says only one carrion allowed.

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Al_DeGaulle t1_jabt99r wrote

A jackal boards an airplane with a dead Thomson's gazelle under one arm, and a dead meerkat under the other.

The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion per customer."

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producer35 t1_jacacu6 wrote

Of corpse.

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sintakks t1_jacftxm wrote

Good thing I read this thread all the way through. Finally something funny. Or maybe a comment on all the other comments.

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producer35 t1_jacgqc4 wrote

Glad you were amused. I tried to think of a comment that was drop-dead funny but did the best with what I had and put it to rest.

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sintakks t1_jacn9l9 wrote

These carrion jokes seem to be in lately. Some decades ago I happened on two turkey buzzards tearing apart a dead rabbit. They got scared and took off. It was the first I ever saw a vulture flap its wings. They usually float on thermals. Now I wonder if they were looking for a new way to use that joke.

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JACKVK07 t1_jabtoyd wrote

Ah bird jokes...

These are going right over my head.

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davisyoung t1_jadrhte wrote

Instead of wandering all over the desert the man should have stayed entrail.

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maxwellh74 t1_jadwqk5 wrote

Do you think this is going to fly?

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