Al_DeGaulle t1_jabt99r wrote
A jackal boards an airplane with a dead Thomson's gazelle under one arm, and a dead meerkat under the other.
The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion per customer."
producer35 t1_jacacu6 wrote
Of corpse.
sintakks t1_jacftxm wrote
Good thing I read this thread all the way through. Finally something funny. Or maybe a comment on all the other comments.
producer35 t1_jacgqc4 wrote
Glad you were amused. I tried to think of a comment that was drop-dead funny but did the best with what I had and put it to rest.
sintakks t1_jacn9l9 wrote
These carrion jokes seem to be in lately. Some decades ago I happened on two turkey buzzards tearing apart a dead rabbit. They got scared and took off. It was the first I ever saw a vulture flap its wings. They usually float on thermals. Now I wonder if they were looking for a new way to use that joke.
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