The vultures stopped eating and looked at him, obviously disturbed.
The man casually commented "Carrion."
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Al_DeGaulle t1_jabt99r wrote
A jackal boards an airplane with a dead Thomson's gazelle under one arm, and a dead meerkat under the other.
The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion per customer."
JACKVK07 t1_jabtoyd wrote
Ah bird jokes...
These are going right over my head.
producer35 t1_jacacu6 wrote
Of corpse.
sintakks t1_jacftxm wrote
Good thing I read this thread all the way through. Finally something funny. Or maybe a comment on all the other comments.
producer35 t1_jacgqc4 wrote
Glad you were amused. I tried to think of a comment that was drop-dead funny but did the best with what I had and put it to rest.
sintakks t1_jacn9l9 wrote
These carrion jokes seem to be in lately. Some decades ago I happened on two turkey buzzards tearing apart a dead rabbit. They got scared and took off. It was the first I ever saw a vulture flap its wings. They usually float on thermals. Now I wonder if they were looking for a new way to use that joke.
PrA2107 t1_jadg5pp wrote
Mine as well
DeadwoodNative t1_jadnf4m wrote
nothing to crow about
davisyoung t1_jadrhte wrote
Instead of wandering all over the desert the man should have stayed entrail.
maxwellh74 t1_jadwqk5 wrote
Do you think this is going to fly?
Pitbullpandemonium t1_jaei9k4 wrote
If you tell a vulture joke on America's Got Talent, you immediately get buzzard.
JACKVK07 t1_jaejlji wrote
It's usually due to fowl play.
StrangerSuspicious39 t1_jab7ztx wrote
a coyote tries to board a plane with two dead rabbits, the attendant says only one carrion allowed.