A couple in the Philippines is celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. When their guests left, they started talking privately.

Husband: It's been 25 years since we exchanged our vows. Was there a time that you cheated on me?

Wife: My guilt haunts me, but now I'm willing to confess. Remember when you badly needed an operation due to your motorcycle accident and we didn't have any money for the doctor's fee? I slept with your doctor to have you operated on.

Husband: *sobs. I understand as you did it for my sake. Is that all?

Wife: Since I've already confessed that one, remember when your business is on the verge of bankruptcy and we badly needed that loan from the bank? I slept with the bank manager.

Husband: *sobs harder. I never think you will do all that for my welfare. You are a great wife. Is that all?

Wife: I don't know how to put this. Hmmmm. Remember when you run for a position in our city council and you're short by 12 votes?

PS. Sorry for the wrong grammar. :(

Comments

knoegel t1_ja1h32h wrote on February 26, 2023 at 3:18 AM

I don't understand.

JeremySparrow OP t1_ja1h6x7 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 3:19 AM

She slept with 12 other guys also?

Mean-Donut-7883 t1_ja5698h wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:41 PM

12 to tie, 13 to win

knoegel t1_ja1heaa wrote on February 26, 2023 at 3:20 AM

Oooooooooooh OMG lol

Pranav_RedStone971 t1_ja1w01d wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:36 AM

Oh I see now!

DreweBoy t1_ja47866 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 6:46 PM

This is why Trump couldn't find those votes he needed

Melania just doesn't have that kinda game

justhereforthesixty9 t1_ja2414e wrote on February 26, 2023 at 7:10 AM

Why the Philippines?

JeremySparrow OP t1_ja2d6kp wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:09 AM

Nothing special, just to justify the last part.

justhereforthesixty9 t1_ja3k72t wrote on February 26, 2023 at 4:15 PM

Ok just wondered. City councils exist in the US as well.

ajluis101 t1_ja2d3gj wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:08 AM

They say 13 is an unlucky number, but his luck had already run a dozen short; but I guess you could say she was orgynized, since she could keep them cumming and going (to the polls)