You're not allowed to apologize for trolling when "troll" is in your name lol. Sincerely, please make better life decisions. This world needs more positivity! If you're gonna troll, make it count. Or be part of the solution. Your choice bud.

MisterB78 t1_ja3ey0e wrote on February 26, 2023 at 3:39 PM

#2,025,875

What’s worse than a lobster on your nuts?

Two lobsters on your nuts.

DoctaDookie t1_ja3md4o wrote on February 26, 2023 at 4:30 PM

#2,027,170

A lobster on 2 pianos!

maltesefalcon42 t1_ja3n9ty wrote on February 26, 2023 at 4:36 PM

#2,027,339

The Holocaust.

ChaseShiny t1_ja3oldb wrote on February 26, 2023 at 4:45 PM

#2,027,591

The lobster playing the piano better than you ever will

ErenYeager850 t1_ja3pzqs wrote on February 26, 2023 at 4:54 PM

#2,027,868

What does a pianist do? He AIDS your organ

dgm42 t1_ja3rj12 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:04 PM

#2,028,178

What is the difference between an Angel and a prostitute?
The Angel spreads her wings and gets a harp.
The prostitute spreads her legs and gets an organ.

Trollizard476 t1_ja3s4px wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:08 PM

#2,028,294

Replying to averinix (#2,025,550)

:(

EXPLODODOG t1_ja3u39p wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:21 PM

#2,028,635

Replying to dolly3900 (#2,019,566)

I'll never forget when I saw Tom Waits in concert and he told that one!

Ogfrebu83 t1_ja3u7dq wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:22 PM

#2,028,660

Replying to ChaseShiny (#2,027,591)

And better than me too.

But I won't compare organ playing.

dolly3900 t1_ja3udt3 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:23 PM

#2,028,691

Replying to EXPLODODOG (#2,028,635)

It's one that the idiot in every one of us knows will never get unfunny

mrSunshine-_ t1_ja41iv0 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 6:09 PM

#2,029,994

Thou shalt not crab on thy organ

[deleted] t1_ja48176 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 6:51 PM

#2,031,172

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dwsam t1_ja4eu84 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 7:36 PM

#2,032,393

You think you had it bad? I had the loobster!

ThRvrnd t1_ja4q7q5 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 8:52 PM

#2,034,374

AIDS.

Material_Plankton_37 t1_ja4tbgt wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:13 PM

#2,034,958

A piano on a lobster.

[deleted] t1_ja54b5e wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:28 PM

#2,037,044

[removed]

captainzanypants t1_ja55l6f wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:37 PM

#2,037,314

A rotten clam in your mouth

LJBoogersocks t1_ja570ew wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:47 PM

#2,037,597

Or:

What’s worse than a dead skunk in your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

cherryhilljawnz t1_ja5a1os wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:08 PM

#2,038,192

Replying to dolly3900 (#2,019,566)

I'll never forget going over this girl's house; I asked her what she wanted to do...she said let's play tulips. Even though I heard this joke before it didn't register but she quickly explained she wanted to put her two lips on my organ

She was not a looker

ZaldesMedia t1_ja5dqe2 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:34 PM

#2,038,862

2 lobsters

228P t1_ja5e0xj wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:36 PM

#2,038,907

What's better than daisies on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

jinnmagick t1_ja5h4b8 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:59 PM

#2,039,481

Replying to nondescriptun (#2,023,838)

But he tastes so good!

FireFly_209 t1_ja5ii0d wrote on February 27, 2023 at 12:09 AM

#2,039,718

Replying to ChavLion (#2,020,979)

But is it eating popcorn?

FloridaFlamingoGirl t1_ja5irmc wrote on February 27, 2023 at 12:11 AM

#2,039,766

Replying to FireFly_209 (#2,039,718)

When I first saw you on that piano, I KNEW you were no ordinary hamster!

Atlanar t1_ja5nrfh wrote on February 27, 2023 at 12:49 AM

#2,040,697

Cancer in your organs.

FrReEsEpDeOcMt t1_ja61i9u wrote on February 27, 2023 at 2:37 AM

#2,043,583

I remember that as what’s better then a rose on a piano. Tulips on your organ

Changingchains t1_ja69mz5 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 3:44 AM

#2,045,129

Chechen and Chong conflating two commercials in the 70’s:

FDS if he kisses you once will he kiss you again ?

Guitar_Strang006 t1_ja84w57 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 3:39 PM

#2,059,056

Are we talking about an upright piano or organ? I just avoid clams. Lobsters can be taken care of with a pot of boiling water but don't use that for crabs!

jadmcgregor t1_ja8qze1 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 6:03 PM

#2,064,946

First dirty joke I ever heard… got of the bus in kindergarten and asked my parents if they wanted to hear a funny joke I heard on the bus… they said no… I asked: What’s worse than a sick elephant sitting on your piano?? A diseased beaver sitting on your organ!!! Then I got to say: see I told you it was funny!!!

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