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palebluedotcitizen t1_j9vpqei wrote

A nun in a blender

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PolytheisticWiggler t1_j9vvz25 wrote

Nun with a spear through her chest

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v8grunt t1_j9xrxq2 wrote

No! That should be what's black and white and can't turn around in corridors!

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stalphonzo t1_j9wydic wrote

That one is "black and white and can't go through a revolving door."

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Luke_low t1_j9yskrp wrote

Dressed in black and white, and red all over.

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andurilmat t1_j9vr523 wrote

sun burned penguin

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J_Dawg-v3 t1_j9w3mj7 wrote

I raise you sun burned cow

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LazarYeetMeta t1_j9x3sw9 wrote

I raise you sun burned zebra

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rimjobnemesis t1_j9zyfoh wrote

Embarassed zebra. From my second grade teacher in the 1950’s. Groan.

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vyfot wrote

A nun being eaten by a penguin being eaten by a zebra being eaten by a panda being eaten by MJ in a blender on an embarrassed communist chessboard whilsta jury of tomato's decide if it's checkmate. I need to sleep...

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BigD3nergy t1_j9vnkdt wrote

News paper

Zebra with a sunburn

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Different-Tie-1085 t1_j9ymqr8 wrote

I'm loving newspaper! Smile**

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edgeplayer t1_j9w1caz wrote

Interesting example of a joke that does not work when you try to write it down.

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vv7bh wrote

An embarrassed nun in a blender with MJ reading a newspaper.

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Environmental-Win836 t1_j9vxvka wrote

I don’t get it.

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busmac38 t1_j9vzjzf wrote

There are a lot of replies to this setup… the one I’ve heard most is, “skunk in a blender.”

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vx2n7 wrote

A chessboard eating a chilli pepper whist a jury of tomato's decide if MJs guilty.

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DinoBirdsBoi t1_j9vxweq wrote

i laughed at the post behind me, read this and kept laughing

i reread and no longer laughed

i am now in a dilemma wondering whether this is funny or not

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Kushkraze t1_j9vzz3j wrote

Please keep your day job !

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amanna076 t1_j9w3d7t wrote

A penguin in a blender

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Torque2101 t1_j9w3smx wrote

A Nun after I shot her.

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TheJuniorMint90 t1_j9w4ks4 wrote

Dr. Wiggles and he got a unhatched rat egg in his macaroni.

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w57tf wrote

A cat in a superposition state between being ginger and a black and white breed.

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WHSuperman t1_j9w5cms wrote

A nun who fell down the stairs

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w5ydw wrote

A zebra named red. And his tomato friend called black and white.

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kompootor t1_j9w7rgh wrote

I didn't find it funny, but I am now in a deep poetic reflection on the state of ubiquitous hyperliteracy that the Information Age and over a decade in this social media and ad-monetized content saturation of the internet has brought upon the entire world, from the richest to the most destitute.

Indeed, what isn't read all over?

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coupLing783290 t1_j9waurg wrote

This was a dead baby joke back in my day

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squirtloaf t1_j9wb8fs wrote

The communist anti-racism league.

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mritz65 t1_j9wbbif wrote

In my day the only answer was a newspaper!

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TBTabby t1_j9wde2q wrote

An embarrassed newspaper.

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Clearhead09 t1_j9wg8t0 wrote

Micheal Jackson with a severe nosebleed

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Killersmurph t1_j9wm62l wrote

Well, TBH, after 10 generations of Irish Ancestry, my translucent, rice paper, semi-ginger skin, shows enough of my Veins that I qualify as an answer to this.

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Randy927 t1_j9wr8au wrote

A Nun on her period.

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TranceDanceGemini t1_j9xlwmn wrote

What is black and brown and White all over? Nun with t'monk on.

This will only make sense to someone from Yorkshire England. If you are not and you get it, l will be damned impressed.

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vvgame t1_j9xmc91 wrote

A Biohazard song title

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Aldrakev t1_j9xpsp3 wrote

zebra in a blender?

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blackmachine7 t1_j9xpxxi wrote

Nun with a bad case of shigella infection

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tarby1 t1_j9xv75t wrote

A sunburnt penguin

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shoobbie t1_j9y1n2x wrote

Come on people….. what’s the real answer?!

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Awengal t1_j9y96tb wrote

Marv after preparing Kevin...

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Blurpee24 t1_j9ygzc8 wrote

My dick comming out of your puter

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Scubadrew t1_j9yjevz wrote

A skunk covered in ketchup.

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justk4y t1_j9yomva wrote

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff……….

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whoisjbs t1_j9yozt1 wrote

A panda covered in marinara sauce

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RoyalBeat710 t1_j9ywhwe wrote

My mo- . . . oh wait, she's right next to me.

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Dashover t1_j9zw6so wrote

Rihanna in a blender?

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LenniLanape t1_j9vqfiq wrote

Bloody penguin, bloody nun, bloody panda

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w0ofn wrote

A piano where a beginner has stuck letters all over so they can find the notes.

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Desperate-Finance270 t1_j9w7fvp wrote

Muddy dead rotting ruSSian soldier carcasses in Ukraine 🇺🇦

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